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New Religious Dictionary

Willows
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10/12/2018 1:23:09 PM
Posted: 1 year ago
You may be new to this forum and some of the words and expressions may seem a bit far flung so, Here is a glossary which will help you navigate the weird and wonderful "other world" of religion.

Bible: Ancient book of myths

Creation: Designer dress

Creator: Dress designer

Delusion: See "Religion"

Evolution: That which happens

Experience: See "Religion"

God: Imaginary Friend

Heaven: Shed with beer fountain and pool table

Hell: Visiting the in-laws

Ignorance: See "Religion"

Imaginary Friend: See "God"

Jesus Christ: Mythological character in Bible

Prayer: Wishful thinking

Reincarnation: Repairing smashed motor vehicle

Relationship: See "Religion"

Religion: Imaginary belief of a God

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