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Is God Virtual?

Willows
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1/21/2019 10:35:54 AM
Posted: 10 months ago
Customer: Do you stock the iGod?

Gadget Shop Proprietor: No, Because there is no such thing.

Customer: Well how come millions of people around the world have one?

Gadget Shop Proprietor: Nonsense. Have you ever seen one, Heard one or touched one?

Customer: Well, No but I've seen it advertised in an old comic book of myths.

Gadget Shop Proprietor: And myths is all they are.
Listen. . . . . . How do you spell off, As in coffee?

Customer: O-F-F

Gadget Shop Proprietor: Good, Now how do you spell ute, As in outer?

Customer: U-T-E.

Gadget Shop Proprietor: Fantastic. Now, How do you spell f**k, As in iGod?

Customer: But there is no f**k in iGod.

Gadget Shop Proprietor: Yes, Exactly what I have been trying to tell you all along.
Now, Get the f**k outer my shop.
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1/21/2019 11:24:18 AM
Posted: 10 months ago
Next Customer: Do you stock the iGod?

Gadget Shop Proprietor: Geeziz, Someone asked me that just the other day.
As it happens some long-haired, Bearded charlatan wearing sandals came in here trying to sprook the product. He reckoned his father is the manufacturer. He started boasting that he used it to feed 5000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish.
Then, He comes out with some sort of crap about using it to cure blindness.

Customer: So, Did you order any iGods?

Gadget Shop Proprietor: No, I told the idiot to f**k off. In any case, I have the genuine iGod rep coming in tomorrow.

Customer: Oh, Yeah. Who would that be?

Gadget Shop Proprietor: His name is Muhammad.

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