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2/4/2019 9:55:07 AM
Posted: 11 months ago
Customer 1: I would like you to issue a wedding license. But I must tell you though that my husband-to-be has short hair and is cleanly shaven. (Leviticus 19:27 Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard. ) I hope that poses no problem for you.

Christian Marriage Registrar: Oh, No of course not. I will be glad to issue you with a wedding license.

Customer 2: I would like you to issue a wedding license. But I must tell you though that my husband-to-be has tattoos on his body (Leviticus 19:28 Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. ) I hope that poses no problem for you.

Christian Marriage Registrar: Oh, No of course not. I will be glad to issue you with a wedding license

Customer 3: I would like you to issue a wedding license. But I must tell you though that my wife-to-be will be wearing a wedding dress made from polyester and silk. (Leviticus 19:19 Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material. )
I hope that poses no problem for you.

Christian Marriage Registrar: Oh, No of course not. I will be glad to issue you with a wedding license.

Customer 4 : I would like you to issue a wedding license. But I must tell you though that my fiance is another guy, We are gay. (Leviticus 18:22 Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman. ) I hope that poses no problem for you.

Christian Marriage Registrar: There's the door. . . . . . Now use it.

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