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How Religious Are You?

Willows
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5/1/2019 10:44:21 AM
Posted: 9 months ago
Following hot on the heels of the immensely popular and hard-hitting quizzes, "Are You Deluded? " and "How Stupid Are You? " here is another in-depth questionnaire designed to test how religious you really are.

As we all know, Very few people who claim to be religious actually believe there is a God. The rest are either just apathetic or control freaks who use religion as a tool to manipulate others for their own personal gain.

Simply answer the following fun questions and check your answers at the end to determine just how pie-in-the-sky you really are.

Question 1: Do you regularly attend alternative health practitioners such as naturopaths and chiropractors?

Question 2: Do you sit on your own recliner with the TV remote permanently in your hand?

Question 3: Do your colleagues suddenly fall silent and stare at the ceiling whenever you walk past the water cooler at work?

Question 4: Do you tell lies?

Question 5: Do you have difficulty in determining what colour the sky is?

Question 6: Do you still keep your childhood security blanket or teddy bear in an easily accessible place?

Question 7: Do you get a sinking feeling in your stomach when you hear something that conflicts with your own thinking?

Check Your Answers Here:
If you answered "yes" to questions 1, 3, 5, 6 and 7 then you are definitely up there in the clouds with your imaginary friend/s.

If you answered "no" to question 4 then you so deluded it is a wonder that your carers allow you internet time to even answer this quiz.

If you answered "yes" to question 2. . . . . Controlling, Nasty little pri*k, Aren't you?

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