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Willows
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6/1/2019 2:40:17 AM
Posted: 10 months ago
Hi, All you nut-heads out there.

Say, Are you lonely and at odds with life?
Maybe you had bed-wetting issues well into puberty and got bullied at school.
Or perhaps you are just a regular neighbourhood sexual predator.

Well, We here at the Whacko Church of Eternal Dweebs understand your needs and obsessions.
You see, We are just as mal-adjusted as you and can get you through life by helping you pretend that you are normal and that everybody else has a kangaroo loose in the top paddock.

Once you step into our exclusive drop-in centres, The authentic stained glass windows and solid benches will make you feel at home. A must do on every visit is to experience the padded-cell confessional booths where you can just completely let yourself go and of course, A complimentary towel is provided.

Feel free to pray with others and to prey on others in a mutual atmosphere of self-doubt, Fear, Jealousy, Selfishness and loathing. Our friendly staff of deluded nitwits will be right there with you to make sure that you are well and truly on the right path to becoming an even more deluded self-centered society misfit.

Live the dream because, We know where you're going.

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