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Willows Makes Amends

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6/11/2019 11:01:15 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
(It has been pointed out to me that my interpretation of the early days in "In The Garden Of Eden" omitted the serpent, As per the true account in the bible. So, Here is the amended version)

Black Snake: Hey bro. Bro. HEY BRO!

Adam: Are you talking to moi, You slithering excuse for a serpent-like creation?

Black Snake: Hey, Don't diss me bro. Like I is only da messenger. An hey bro, I got some really bad a*s shite here. Say, You wonna try some?

(Later that evening)

Eve: Ewwww, My darling schnookums Adam is home. Did you have a tough day? You know that I love nobody else in the world but you, Darling Adam. And;
Hey, Why are you wearing that baseball cap sideways and there seems to be something lodged between your teeth. It looks like a piece of apple peel.

Adam: Aw, Shuddup bitch and bring me a beer.
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6/13/2019 3:41:18 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
Johan_the_Toothless wrote:
Eve: (pointing at Adam's crotch) What is THAT? I've had SNAKES bigger than that!

Adam: What?

Even: What?

The snakes were smarter too, They could talk.

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