DDO The Walking Dead Episode 20

The bloodbath went on through the night, and I don't think anyone was spared. All of them were killed because for their age or because they gave some smart-a** remark to the douche bag who called himself 'Mr. God' when he asked them a question. After the bloodbath ended, the Nazi's started dragging the bodies into ditches that were used for collecting rainwater and simply left them there to rot. We could just make out a conversation between Mr God and his henchmen

"Sir, there appear to be no zombies on the Island or any other survivors"
"No they're here. One of the old bats said that TV and his crew will come back and kill us all, so they're around here somewhere."
"Should we look for them and kill them?"
"Pillage what you can from the town then burn it to the ground. Ive had enough killing for today"
"Yes sir Mr. God"

We carefully scittered from our hiding spot behind the overturned car towards the wilderness. I don't know how Ryuu and TV were faring, but i was just about ready to sh** myself in fear........... Because they knew we were out here somewhere.

When we were out of sight of the town we came to a stop and stood up straight.

"Guys f*ck! They know we're out here and its literally us vs an army led my an even bigger a**hole version of hitler!" - Me
"Who do you think spilled the beans that we were out here?" - Ryuu
"Well....... HistoryGenius has a tendency of saying stupid sh**, but it could be anyone really" - TV
"We need to find Citra, Phantom, and Antidoter ASAP before they walk right into town and to their deaths." - Ryuu
"It's midnight though, how the f*** are we gonna be able to find them???" - Me
"Night will give us cover for crossing the water that we would never be able to do during the day. Besides, we don't have a choice. We have to try to get to them." - TV
"We'll head north and stay off the road, avoiding killing or being spotted by anyone" - Ryuu
"Lets go then" - TV

Now, I had spent all day walking up to North Bimini, only to then spend the later half of the day hauling a** back down to South Bimini to warn the town of the Nazi's only to arrive too late. I was certainly in no shape to venture back up to North Bimini, and neither were TV or Ryuu. We trudged through the swamp at a snails pace, our exhaustion combined with the swamp which tugged at our shoes as we tried to lift them to reduce our progress to a snails pace..... We were broken.

We walked for hours before Tv finally dropped to his knees, and had we gone on for another minute I probably would've been the one who collapsed.... Ryuu kneeled down to TV's side to see what had happened, but we knew that old age was finally taking its toll.

"Dad its no use, we need to rest. We're tired, hungry, and flat out exhausted." - Ryuu
"Theyre on their way back though, they are walking into a trap and we have to stop them!"
"TV, its no use..... We cant possibly cross before morning, and if we do we wont even have the energy to defend ourselves" - Me

Silence. The only thing that could be heard was our collective heavy breathing. Tv finally conceded that it was a hopeless struggle to try to get back to North Bimini in time to warn the others after a little more convincing.

"Theres a little halfway point between the north town on the island and the airfield that likely hasnt been discovered yet. Lets head there, lock up for a night, and rest til noon or so. We can use the road to get there and it will really speed up the trek." - TV

And so we headed East. It must have been slightly after 4AM before we finally hit the road leading to the base/checkpoint/ whatever the f*ck it was called. At 4:30 we found the place. There was only a single building surrounded by some open field, and thankfully there was no sign that those Nazi's had crossed the place or were currently searching it.

The building was empty, but it was dry and quiet and hidden which was all we were looking for that night. I fell asleep almost immediately, Ryuu and TV dozed off some time later.

That would be the last time I ever really had a nice, long, and somewhat pleasant sleep.

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I woke up at around noon at almost the same time Ryuu and TV woke up. We were all well rested and jazzed for what today had to bring. Not necessarily 'excited' so to speak, we were just ready for whatever was thrown at us.

At first.

We gathered up all our gear and made sure the few guns we had left were armed and ready. We had roughly 60 to 70 shots that could be fired out of 5 to 6 firearms, and just enough food to last us for a few hours.

"Hey you guys finish packing up, I need to go outside and take a piss." I said. My bladder was just about to burst.

As I stepped outside, I found that the Nazi's were waiting for us.

There were 30 of them.

f*ck.

All of them raised their weapons at me, all of them semi-automatic if not fully automatic. some began to encircle the shack we were in, and a few of them immediately began yelling at me to get down on the ground and surrender.

I lowered my gun very slowly and took off all my gear.

"Ok now get down on the ground!" - One yelled

Rather then do that, I raised my right hand. Then I raised my index finger. I held it there for a few seconds, then slowly turned around. I took two steps towards the wilderness, opened my zipper, pulled out my d***, and started peeing.

Hey, when a man's gotta go, a man's gotta go.

"Put your hands up!" One yelled
I turned around and loudly yelled back said 'I'LL SURRENDER TO ALL YOU NAZI'S WHEN IM DONE TAKING A PISS"
"I said put your hands up!"
"LOOK, IM NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING DUMB. THERES LIKE 50 OF YOU AND ONLY ONE OF ME, JUST LET ME FINISH THIS AND ILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT"

They were clearly confused at what I was doing, but I dont think any of them noticed TV and Ryuu sneaking out the back door. These dumba** Nazi's didnt realize that I was obnoxiously yelling at them to let TV and Ryuu know inside that the Nazi's were outside and greatly outnumbered us. They snuck out the back while all the Nazi's were looking at me trying to figure out why I was literally pissing away time before surrendering.

I tried to restrain how much I peed to buy TV and Ryuu some more time. I didnt go full blast, but I went enough to make it seem like I wasn't stalling for time. I must have stalled them for a solid two minutes before I finally ran out, and I casually zipped up my pants and then surrendered.

They laid me flat on the ground and searched me from head to toe while others stormed the shed, but they wouldn't find anything. I tried to not smile and put on a veil expression of fear and panic to not make any of them suspicious that I was traveling with others.

Then they gave me the interview.

"Name?"
"Thett3"
"Age?"
"28"
"Religious orientation?"
"Protestent" I lied.
"Any medical conditions that we should know about?"
"Why does that matter?"

BAM, someone pistol whipped me right in the head, and it hurt like sh**

"Medical condition?" he asked again
"........ Im a nervous pisser" I said with a smirk

I felt another blow to the head, and then I blacked out.

TV and Ryuu managed to get away though thanks to me stalling...... I think

lol I remember this. I have some episodes to catch up on.

No new characters I see...

I am dead right?

Who is alive so far?

At 10/1/2013 9:24:51 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:
Who is alive so far?

You have been replaced.

At 10/1/2013 4:49:26 AM, Smithereens wrote:
lol I remember this. I have some episodes to catch up on.

There will be a summary page of the last ten episodes ill put up some time later

At 10/1/2013 5:10:10 AM, rajun wrote:
No new characters I see...

Thatll happen in the next episode

At 10/1/2013 7:12:07 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
I am dead right?

Negative as of right now

At 10/1/2013 11:22:53 AM, imabench wrote:

At 10/1/2013 7:12:07 AM, TheAntidoter wrote:
I am dead right?

Negative as of right now

inb4 I die like a bitch.

At 10/1/2013 9:24:51 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:
Who is alive so far?

Active/Formerly active characters:

1 - Thett3
2 - Maikuru (Dead)
3 - Noumena (Dead)
4 - lannan13 (Dead)
5 - 16kadams (Dead)
6 - Airmax (No Longer Active)
7 - Pennington (Dead)
8 - LordKnuckle (Dead)
9 - Eitan_Zohar (Dead)
10 - RyuuKyuzo
11 - johnnyboy54 (Left for Dead)
12 - Smithereens (No Longer Active)
13 - DetectableNinja (No Longer Active)
14 - Cybertron
15 - Frackjack
16 - Drafterman
17 - Phantom
18 - Tvellalott
19 - Antidoter
20 - DoubtingDave (Dead)
21 - Citra
22 - Ragnar (Dead)
23 - Cermank (Dead)
24 - 1HistoryGenius (Dead)
25 - TUF (Dead)

Soon to be Introduced:

26 - Magic8000
27 - OberHerr
28 - Daytona
29 - Zaradi
30 - Crypto
31 - Sarcastic Indeed
32 - Bullish
33 - Muzebreak
34 - MassiveDump
35 - Rajun
36 - jzonda41

At 10/1/2013 11:26:06 AM, imabench wrote:

At 10/1/2013 9:24:51 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:
Who is alive so far?

Active/Formerly active characters:

1 - Thett3
2 - Maikuru (Dead)
3 - Noumena (Dead)
4 - lannan13 (Dead)
5 - 16kadams (Dead)
6 - Airmax (No Longer Active)
7 - Pennington (Dead)
8 - LordKnuckle (Dead)
9 - Eitan_Zohar (Dead)
10 - RyuuKyuzo
11 - johnnyboy54 (Left for Dead)
12 - Smithereens (No Longer Active)
13 - DetectableNinja (No Longer Active)
14 - Cybertron
15 - Frackjack
16 - Drafterman
17 - Phantom
18 - Tvellalott
19 - Antidoter
20 - DoubtingDave (Dead)
21 - Citra
22 - Ragnar (Dead)
23 - Cermank (Dead)
24 - 1HistoryGenius (Dead)
25 - TUF (Dead)

Soon to be Introduced:

26 - Magic8000
27 - OberHerr
28 - Daytona
29 - Zaradi
30 - Crypto
31 - Sarcastic Indeed
32 - Bullish
33 - Muzebreak
34 - MassiveDump
35 - Rajun
36 - jzonda41

Where did TUF die?

At 9/30/2013 10:15:17 PM, imabench wrote:
I lowered my gun very slowly and took off all my gear.

"Ok now get down on the ground!" - One yelled

That's what she said!

I think this is an episode where minors are shown and revelations are done in the following episodes to make the whole serial more interesting... Oh boy, I can't wait to be in and kill the Mr. God... *shotgun reloading sound* I am ready...everready

At 10/1/2013 11:31:21 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote::
Where did TUF die?

I believe he was in the group of people that were massacred by the Nazi's in the initial 'cleansing'

At 10/1/2013 11:51:08 AM, imabench wrote:

At 10/1/2013 11:31:21 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote::
Where did TUF die?

I believe he was in the group of people that were massacred by the Nazi's in the initial 'cleansing'

Who d=o you still say that Johnny is still 'left for dead' in future tense?

At 10/1/2013 11:52:29 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:

At 10/1/2013 11:51:08 AM, imabench wrote:

At 10/1/2013 11:31:21 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote::
Where did TUF die?

I believe he was in the group of people that were massacred by the Nazi's in the initial 'cleansing'

Who d=o you still say that Johnny is still 'left for dead' in future tense?

*censored by the DDO Nazi Network*

At 10/1/2013 11:52:29 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:

At 10/1/2013 11:51:08 AM, imabench wrote:

At 10/1/2013 11:31:21 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote::
Where did TUF die?

I believe he was in the group of people that were massacred by the Nazi's in the initial 'cleansing'

Who d=o you still say that Johnny is still 'left for dead' in future tense?

No. He was shot in the stomach and left for dead. Thats not meant to imply that he somehow lived, only that nobody actually watched him die.

Aww, some of the villagers hardly talked.

At 10/1/2013 4:18:42 PM, Bullish wrote:
Aww, some of the villagers hardly talked.

They did. You didn't see them talk.

Where the fvck was I?

At 10/1/2013 5:15:08 PM, cybertron1998 wrote:
Where the fvck was I?

You're fate is unknown as of right now

At 9/30/2013 10:15:17 PM, imabench wrote:

"Religious orientation?"
"Protestent" I lied.

What's my characters real religion?

At 10/1/2013 8:17:55 PM, thett3 wrote:

At 9/30/2013 10:15:17 PM, imabench wrote:

"Religious orientation?"
"Protestent" I lied.

What's my characters real religion?

Jewish.

Jewish you weren't being held hostage by Nazis!

Haha,haha, ha, ha... Ha...... Ha.

I can just imagine how I got killed...

"Not too old, white enough, N*ger hair, but as long as you don't breed I won't hold that against you. What is your job?"

"Doctor."

*bang!* Mr God shot him in the head. "In the new world, our pure genes shall keep away all illness!"

...

Five minutes later, Mr God's right hand man rubbed his sore trigger finger. "All this killing I think I pulled a muscle. Anyone find some Ibuprofen?" Fear suddenly swept across his face, as he realized what he'd just said aloud.

*bang!*

At 10/1/2013 8:17:55 PM, thett3 wrote:

At 9/30/2013 10:15:17 PM, imabench wrote:

"Religious orientation?"
"Protestent" I lied.

What's my characters real religion?

Atheism.