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linate
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12/29/2017 2:43:37 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
yo mama is so fat, when she steps on an elevator... it goes down

yo mama is so ugly, kids dress up as her for halloween

yo mama is so poor, when her family wants to watch TV, they have to go to Sears

yo mama is so fat, she sweats chocolate milk

yo mama is so dumb, she spent ten hours looking at an orange juice container cause it said "concentrate"

yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade

yo mama is so fat, that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops

yo mama is so fat, that she doesn"t eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift

yo mama is so fat, that the sign inside the restaurant says "maximum occupancy: 300, or yo mama"

yo mama is so fat, that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin

yo mama is so fat, that her bellybutton"s got an echo

yo mama is so fat, that the postal service gave her her own zip code

o mama is so fat, that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does

yo mama is so old, when i told her to act her age, she died

yo mama is so fat, that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctors gave her ten years to live
SecularMerlin
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12/29/2017 8:50:29 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
At 12/29/2017 2:43:37 PM, linate wrote:
yo mama is so fat, when she steps on an elevator... it goes down

yo mama is so ugly, kids dress up as her for halloween

yo mama is so poor, when her family wants to watch TV, they have to go to Sears

yo mama is so fat, she sweats chocolate milk

yo mama is so dumb, she spent ten hours looking at an orange juice container cause it said "concentrate"

yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade

yo mama is so fat, that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops

yo mama is so fat, that she doesn"t eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift

yo mama is so fat, that the sign inside the restaurant says "maximum occupancy: 300, or yo mama"

yo mama is so fat, that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin

yo mama is so fat, that her bellybutton"s got an echo

yo mama is so fat, that the postal service gave her her own zip code

o mama is so fat, that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does

yo mama is so old, when i told her to act her age, she died

yo mama is so fat, that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctors gave her ten years to live

Yo mama is so fat that she should consider a change in diet and exercise habits.

Yo mama is so short that she often asks me for help reaching the top shelf.

Yo mama is so dumb that she has difficulty with relatively simple intellectual concepts.

Yo mama is so old that she is eligible for social security and a senior citizens discount.
The only true wisdom lies in knowing that you know nothing.
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yomama12
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12/29/2017 11:35:25 PM
Posted: 9 months ago
Yo Mama's so fat she's the reason the Earth tilts on it's axis.
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Shadowstalker55
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4/14/2018 11:25:04 AM
Posted: 6 months ago
Yo mamma is like a toilet, round, white, and smells like $hit

Yo mamma so fat, when she steps by a graveyard dead people fly out

Yo mamma so old and fat, when she puts on a white dress the Titanic hits her

Yo mamma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application

Yo mamma so fat, when she went up into outer space it ran out of space

Yo mamma so stank, she sweated Black Flag
Mharman
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4/29/2018 10:01:18 PM
Posted: 5 months ago
"Ur gay"

"No, I'm straighter than the pole your mother dances on."
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