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# Newton's 3rd Law joke

 Posts: 5,693 Add as FriendChallenge to a DebateSend a Message 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AMPosted: 7 years agohttp://www.debate.org...LOL"Chemical weapons are no different than any other types of weapons."~Lordknukle
 Posts: 2,294 Add as FriendChallenge to a DebateSend a Message 9/23/2013 11:32:11 AMPosted: 7 years agoAt 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AM, DanT wrote:http://www.debate.org...LOL...I dont get.
 Posts: 5,693 Add as FriendChallenge to a DebateSend a Message 9/23/2013 12:04:33 PMPosted: 7 years agoAt 9/23/2013 11:32:11 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:At 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AM, DanT wrote:http://www.debate.org...LOL...I dont get.Newton's 3rd Law: F = -FForce = Mass x AccelerationAcceleration = Change in Velocity / Change in TimeMass = Volume x densityVolume of the shaft = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Circumference) ^2 x LengthVolume of the hole = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Outer Circumference) ^2 x Length - 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Inner Circumference) ^2 x Length"Chemical weapons are no different than any other types of weapons."~Lordknukle
 Posts: 6,924 Add as FriendChallenge to a DebateSend a Message 9/23/2013 8:14:21 PMPosted: 7 years agoThat wins the award for the absolute nerdiest jerk I have, ever seen.
 Posts: 572 Add as FriendChallenge to a DebateSend a Message 9/23/2013 11:37:25 PMPosted: 7 years agoAt 9/23/2013 12:04:33 PM, DanT wrote:At 9/23/2013 11:32:11 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:At 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AM, DanT wrote:http://www.debate.org...LOL...I dont get.Newton's 3rd Law: F = -FForce = Mass x AccelerationAcceleration = Change in Velocity / Change in TimeMass = Volume x densityVolume of the shaft = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Circumference) ^2 x LengthVolume of the hole = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Outer Circumference) ^2 x Length - 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Inner Circumference) ^2 x LengthIs it supposed to be a penis in a vagina? If so, it was too subtle.
 Posts: 3,781 Add as FriendChallenge to a DebateSend a Message 9/26/2013 10:26:40 AMPosted: 7 years agoAt 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AM, DanT wrote:http://www.debate.org...LOLI'm not very good at Maths, but, does that mean that; l / (l-Pi*(Pi*c)^2 = -1?bladerunner060 | bsh1 , 2014! Presidency campaign! http://www.debate.org... http://www.debate.org... - Running for president. http://www.debate.org... - Running as his vice president. May the best man win!
 Posts: 3,784 Add as FriendChallenge to a DebateSend a Message 10/7/2013 10:21:12 PMPosted: 7 years agoSpeaking of nerdy jokes:Three nations sit near a crossroads and are preparing to go to war over the trade route. The first side musters 100 knights with their squires in tow. The second side musters 70 knights with their squires in tow. The final side musters one ancient knight in decrepit armor, and his faithful squire.The night before the battle, the first nation's knights party and cavort, knowing that tonight could be their last. The second nation's knights stage mock jousts and melees, knowing that with their fewer numbers, they need to intimidate the first nation's forces. The third nation's knight sleeps, while his squire fashions a noose around a cauldron and hoists it above a fire to hook his dinner.The next day, the battle begins, but the knights, all of them! are still asleep! The squires duke it out, and in the end, the third nation's only squire stumbles out, having bested the squires of the other two nations. His master awakens, and asks, "Good god, boy! What happened?"The squire replies, "Well, sir, you see: the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the squires of the other two sides..." and keels over, dead.
 Posts: 14,451 Add as FriendChallenge to a DebateSend a Message 10/7/2013 11:43:00 PMPosted: 7 years agoAt 10/7/2013 10:21:12 PM, Cermank wrote:Speaking of nerdy jokes:Three nations sit near a crossroads and are preparing to go to war over the trade route. The first side musters 100 knights with their squires in tow. The second side musters 70 knights with their squires in tow. The final side musters one ancient knight in decrepit armor, and his faithful squire.The night before the battle, the first nation's knights party and cavort, knowing that tonight could be their last. The second nation's knights stage mock jousts and melees, knowing that with their fewer numbers, they need to intimidate the first nation's forces. The third nation's knight sleeps, while his squire fashions a noose around a cauldron and hoists it above a fire to hook his dinner.The next day, the battle begins, but the knights, all of them! are still asleep! The squires duke it out, and in the end, the third nation's only squire stumbles out, having bested the squires of the other two nations. His master awakens, and asks, "Good god, boy! What happened?"The squire replies, "Well, sir, you see: the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the squires of the other two sides..." and keels over, dead.That was the best thing I've ever heard.#StandWithBossy #TheMadmanWasUnbanned
 Posts: 8,358 Add as FriendChallenge to a DebateSend a Message 10/8/2013 6:46:25 AMPosted: 7 years agoEhem, 3rd law I believe to be every action has equal and opposite reaction, not F=ma. That would be the 2nd one."Your signature should not have the name of other players in the game, nor should it have the words VTL, Vote, or Unvote." ~Yraelz, 2017 Debate challenge 'Solipsism is false:' http://www.debate.org... If God were real... http://www.debate.org...
 Posts: 3,784 Add as FriendChallenge to a DebateSend a Message 10/11/2013 12:09:01 PMPosted: 7 years agoAt 10/8/2013 6:46:25 AM, Smithereens wrote:Ehem, 3rd law I believe to be every action has equal and opposite reaction, not F=ma. That would be the 2nd one.F = -F. Equal and opposite reaction.
 Posts: 3,730 Add as FriendChallenge to a DebateSend a Message 10/11/2013 3:32:31 PMPosted: 7 years agoAt 9/23/2013 12:04:33 PM, DanT wrote:At 9/23/2013 11:32:11 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:At 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AM, DanT wrote:http://www.debate.org...LOL...I dont get.Newton's 3rd Law: F = -FRalph Newton's third law maybe? Must be, it isn't Isaac's.Force = Mass x AccelerationAcceleration = Change in Velocity / Change in TimeMass = Volume x densityVolume of the shaft = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Circumference) ^2 x LengthVolume of the hole = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Outer Circumference) ^2 x Length - 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Inner Circumference) ^2 x LengthIt is one of the commonest of mistakes to consider that the limit of our power of perception is also the limit of all there is to perceive." " C. W. Leadbeater
 Posts: 1,023 Add as FriendChallenge to a DebateSend a Message 10/11/2013 3:44:08 PMPosted: 7 years agoAt 10/11/2013 3:32:31 PM, Sidewalker wrote:At 9/23/2013 12:04:33 PM, DanT wrote:At 9/23/2013 11:32:11 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:At 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AM, DanT wrote:http://www.debate.org...LOL...I dont get.Newton's 3rd Law: F = -FRalph Newton's third law maybe? Must be, it isn't Isaac's.Newton's third law states that every action has an equal and opposite reaction, or that if an object A exerts a force F_A on object B, then B exerts a force F_B on object A and these forces are equal in magnitude but opposite in direction, so F_A = -F_B (which DanT abbreviates to F = -F).
 Posts: 1,110 Add as FriendChallenge to a DebateSend a Message 10/11/2013 5:20:32 PMPosted: 7 years agoAt 9/23/2013 12:04:33 PM, DanT wrote:At 9/23/2013 11:32:11 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:At 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AM, DanT wrote:http://www.debate.org...LOL...I dont get.Newton's 3rd Law: F = -FForce = Mass x AccelerationAcceleration = Change in Velocity / Change in TimeMass = Volume x densityVolume of the shaft = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Circumference) ^2 x LengthVolume of the hole = 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Outer Circumference) ^2 x Length - 3.14159 x (3.14159 x Inner Circumference) ^2 x Lengthhttp://i.imgur.com...
 Posts: 3,730 Add as FriendChallenge to a DebateSend a Message 10/11/2013 6:53:46 PMPosted: 7 years agoAt 10/11/2013 3:44:08 PM, Enji wrote:At 10/11/2013 3:32:31 PM, Sidewalker wrote:At 9/23/2013 12:04:33 PM, DanT wrote:At 9/23/2013 11:32:11 AM, NightofTheLivingCats wrote:At 9/23/2013 9:26:40 AM, DanT wrote:http://www.debate.org...LOL...I dont get.Newton's 3rd Law: F = -FRalph Newton's third law maybe? Must be, it isn't Isaac's.Newton's third law states that every action has an equal and opposite reaction, or that if an object A exerts a force F_A on object B, then B exerts a force F_B on object A and these forces are equal in magnitude but opposite in direction, so F_A = -F_B (which DanT abbreviates to F = -F).OK, then I abbreviate Isaac to Ralph.It is one of the commonest of mistakes to consider that the limit of our power of perception is also the limit of all there is to perceive." " C. W. Leadbeater