Man, clowns are terrifying. I mean, ordinary clowns are scary enough, but then there's the ones that walk around so menacingly you could swear they were surrounded by kanji. And that's before you take into account their huge machetes. And then there's the one in the sewer, and the one with a Greek comedy mask that screws with dimensions, and the crazy guy in Arkham Asylum, and dear lord the blonde one in space wearing a dress made of the American flag and brandishing a madness-inducing torch, that's the scariest clown of all. Case and point, clowns are terrifying.