Opinion Question
Posted by: MassiveDump

C'mon bro. Have you ever SEEN Australia?

  Listen. I don't wanna be a jerk here or nothing, but Australia does not, nor has it ever, nor will it ever, exist. The undisputed world power, Swaziland, supposedly discovered Australia in 1998. However, Nobel Prize winner Nicholas Cage went to the supposed coordinates of Australia in 2004 and found nothing more than a fat desert surround by sharks. Also, it's existence can't be confirmed because it has no population. A country that spans an entire continent? Yeah, right. And I have a soul. Everyone the seven continents are North America, South America, Africa, Asia, Europe, Antarctica, and Atlantis. There's never eight of anything. C'mon. Snow White and the Eight Continents? I don't recall watching THAT movie with Kirsten Stewart. The sooner we face reality, the sooner we can move on from the Ausralia Delusion. "And I say to the grownups, if you want to accept Australia and live in your world, in your world that's completely inconsistent with everything we observe in the universe, that's fine, but don't make your kids do it because we need them. We need geographically literate voters and taxpayers for the future. We need people that can—we need engineers that can build stuff, solve problems. Please, don't teach your kids Australianism. " -Bill Nye.
Anonymous says2013-05-27T23:21:38.783
Please let this be satire. Or sarcasm. Or comedy.

This comment's mentality gave me cancer.
Numidious says2013-05-27T23:56:08.567
You are a genius of the highest order, sir.
geothermal says2013-06-14T18:39:12.833
Try looking at satellite view of Australia in Google maps. Then slowly zoom in to Sydney harbour. You will see the opera house and harbour Bridge. Then actually fly there and see it in person to see how it matches the satellite image.
MassiveDump says2013-06-14T20:10:13.803
>implying I can fly
geothermal says2013-06-14T20:19:15.200
*fly via air plane
MassiveDump says2013-06-14T20:20:43.277
>implying airplanes exist
geothermal says2013-06-15T00:30:48.087
>implying you exist
MassiveDump says2013-06-15T02:11:51.487
That's not implied. I've been proven by Crikeydingoism.
sweetbreeze says2013-07-14T07:06:53.160
Yes, I've seen Australia. I LIVE THERE!!!!
Anonymous says2013-07-25T06:56:46.523
@sweetbreeze, pics or it didnt happen
TheInterlang says2013-09-23T03:36:27.610
How do I know you exist?
paul_g says2014-01-21T08:08:09.390
So I guess our serving men who fought and died alongside British and American allies in all major 20th Century wars didn't exist either. Nor those serving in Afghanistan either. I guess Australians didn't die storming the beaches of Gallipoli or fighting the Japanese in the pacific.
MassiveDump says2014-01-21T16:39:19.440
dqwertyasdf says2014-02-18T15:09:57.577
Honestly this man has a point. I have looked at reports and in 1992 Stephen Hawking went to the supposed area and reported that there was no Australia. He then gave up hiking and collecting dead skin and become a paralyzed theoretical physicist.
MassiveDump says2014-02-18T21:45:20.157
HappyLander says2014-04-02T22:33:02.813
Do you really have to see it to believe it? It's almost like saying, "Oh I haven't seen 'Hunger Games', so I don't believe that they actually made a movie."
HappyLander says2014-04-02T22:35:26.260
Oh, ha, your a troll, nice goin
MassiveDump says2014-05-10T17:04:54.777
No because everyone's seen the Hunger Games. Don't be silly.
westaustralian says2014-06-19T13:34:25.640
U bloody idiot
TheInterlang says2014-06-19T19:29:51.530
Is this a parody of Creationism (it kind of sounds like it), or is this some kind of stupidity?
glory_lyfe says2014-07-09T13:24:52.313
Seeing is beleiving therefore ATLANTIS is a continent. This is hilarious
Rightwing15 says2014-07-09T18:39:12.407
I like this kid. He's funny
LSH-Debate says2014-07-14T18:28:23.057
Gosh... Check the map.........
Rightwing15 says2014-07-14T21:26:00.917
I've been to Australia. Was that total recall or real life. I choose real life
TrueThinker112 says2014-07-16T21:49:57.200
If you think Australia is a myth, go pick a fight with a kangaroo. See how real you butt-whipping is
Maddz.w says2014-08-19T11:04:49.093
Omg really!?
the_monster says2014-10-11T10:29:28.430
Swaziland is an undisputed world power?
69gg69 says2017-02-20T14:39:46.177
Hey just wanna to say
if Australia wasn't real
then how do you explain Haydn, Mozart, Schubert, Liszt, J. Strauss, Mahler, and Bruckner? Huh?

69gg69 says2017-02-20T14:48:28.727
LOL have you ever went out of ur great USA?
Australiantothbackteeth says2018-05-08T01:50:54.610
Fck You Dum ass ignorant bloody turd
thefighterpilot says2018-05-08T01:53:31.750
Turd burger. Have you all been brainwashed by donald trump??
"its all a lie... Everything is a lie" dum dum dum dum stupid.
dicknut354 says2018-06-05T10:03:28.850
Listen guys I don't want to be a jerk (make myself look like a dumbass) but australia doesn't exist because (list conspiracy here) even (currnet president0 said so but in an encrypted message. How do you know this? I just do
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