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  • Starlord, Stay away

    There is a gaybutt disease outbreak on your spaceship right now and everybody is having sex with each other. I've been raped by Rocket at east 70 times I lost count now and Drax has been laying on Mantis for the last half hour. Anyway Starlord, Stay away because there is a contagious disease on this ship and everybody is having sex like no tomorrow and I know exactly who to blame and it isn't you. It's that Loki guy. I'm gonna kill him myself (After I get this raccoon off my boobs)

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