I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, Thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life. "
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, Really cold. I feel something warm. . .
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp. "
He grabs me with his ogre hands, And puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, But I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now. "
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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I grew up in the late 90s, When there was none of this sicko mode shreck business. All we had was Shreck Wes, Who is the ultimate and absolute unit of a meme world. His song, "Ma Bimbo" rocked the earth by storm. Go Shreck Wes, Boo Shreck. #EndTheInjustice.