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  • Shrek is cuul

    Shrek is my dad. He gave birth to me. I swim in his swamp. It smells great and he is my dad. Dad is cool. Cool is dad. Shrek is love shrek is life. Sometimes i ride on donkeys back and he brings me around the swam and we go on adventures

  • Shrek Is Cool

    I think Shrek sets a good example for little children. I think this is true because he is nice and kind and helps other people. He shows more friendship than my little pony. He also saves a princess which is amazing, I mean who can get nicer than that, No one.

  • Shrek my nigga

    If you said no i'm coming to your house and i'm fucking your dog/little sister or brother(I don't mind)like if you say no you for sure watching tree house like how dude shrek andkung-fu panda my nigga and If you say other wise your mom don't love you at all dude.

  • Somebody once told me. . .

    The world is gonna roll me
    I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
    She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
    In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
    Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
    Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
    Didn't make sense not to live for fun
    Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
    So much to do, So much to see
    So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
    You'll never know if you don't go
    You'll never shine if you don't glow
    Hey now, You're an all-star, Get your game on, Go play
    Hey now, You're a rock star, Get the show on, Get paid
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold
    It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
    You're bundled up now, Wait till you get older
    But the meteor men beg to differ
    Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
    The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
    The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
    My world's on fire, How about yours?
    That's the way I like it and I never get bored
    Hey now, You're an all-star, Get your game on, Go play
    Hey now, You're a rock star, Get the show on, Get paid
    All that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold
    Hey now, You're an all-star, Get your game on, Go play
    Hey now, You're a rock star, Get the show, On get paid
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars
    Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
    I need to get myself away from this place
    I said yep what a concept
    I could use a little fuel myself
    And we could all use a little change
    Well, The years start coming and they don't stop coming
    Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
    Didn't make sense not to live for fun
    Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
    So much to do, So much to see
    So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
    You'll never know if you don't go (go! )
    You'll never shine if you don't glow
    Hey now, You're an all-star, Get your game on, Go play
    Hey now, You're a rock star, Get the show on, Get paid
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold
    And all that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold

  • Shrek is 9001/10 cool

    Shrek is tier S meme and always will be, He is the oldest meme still alive and always will be. Shrek has a friend that's a talking donkey, Shrek has fought a dragon, He's taken down a monarchy, And entire armies. If you think that Shrek is not cool you will be smited be our lord and savior, Shrek Christ.

  • He is the coolest ogre.

    Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Shrek is the coolest ogre in the entire universe. If you dislike Shrek or Donkey you are a disgrace to the human kind and have no taste in movies or characters. Remember, Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life. Thank you for reading this, Friends.

  • Shrek is indeed cool

    His pp is 9 inches and he;s a very good meme friend he loves spanking my ass when i am lonely i love shrek he is a good guy who would not like shrek i mean cmon he may be an orgre but hes a sexy one at that abn

  • Shrek is cool

    Shrek is a good meme and a movie and is supporting kids to love memes and the song hey now your a allstar is a goood meme and song if it werent for shrek then the meme wouldt exist and the song is 10/10 its amazing im cool at memes right

  • ShReK gOoD bOy

    S H R E K T H I C C C he good boy and ninja rages to much but i think that i am good boy i go to bed when i supposec but don't tell mom that i sometimes bring i pad down stairs or she leave again

  • Shrek is Love Shrek is Life

    He is so cool he even has his own prayer:

    "Shrek is love, Shrek is life

    Cutting onions with my knife,

    May Shrek grant us eternal life,

    May we frolic through His swamp,

    and may the deaths of Farquaads be quick and prompt.

    Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

    Amen. "

  • Shrek is horrible

    He stinks, He lives in a swamp and is dirty, Which in turn causes him to smell like ogre ass. Think about liking someone who makes your nostrils shrivel up every time you stand withing 20 feet of them. He's ugly and is cringy, I don't understand why anyone would like him.

  • Shrek is an ogre

    He has layers like a onion and he is little weird thing that yells get out of my swamp. And he is not a kids type of guy and he has angry issues. He needs help like all of who say yes. He is stupid and i don't like him.


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