I would say slugma is hotter than shellos and not just by temperature but also with the way they look. I can't imagine anything better than waking up in bed with a lovely lady or lad slug next to you keeping you warm at nights. Also if you feel frisky and spend the night making steam a slugma would just dry your bed right there and then when the romantic moment reaches its peak. You don't want to sleep in a soaked bed which is what you would do with a shellos.
And in into slime girls but like shellos is cute as f**k. And I'm not letting that cuteness get ruined by my mind. Also I think I saw magcargo porn once so I'm more inclined towards that hot as f**k pile of lava. And I just won't feel good f***ing shellos ok.
Shellos is canonically cuter but Slugma doesn't have that childlike glow in its eyes, Making me feel more sexually comfortable around Slugma than Shellos. If this was a non-sexual completely platonic relationship I would one hundred percent choose Shellos, Because Shellos is baby.
Slugma = legal
Shellos = baby
these are the facts
Slugma is hot. You can tell because in his name is magma, And magma is hot. You know what else? You can make a slugma nuts joke out of it and ill tell you one thing. My nuts are hot and sexy much more than a backwater shellos you plebian
Hot magma is something I’d rather have in me than cold slimy ooze. Also not to mention that slugma has a pair of hot balls literally right under its sexy face, Meaning that slugma needs four testicles to store all of that hot sexy magma cum ughhh I want him
Despite it being a hot topic in the media with split opinions, I think it has been very clear from the start that Shellos is ultimately far sexier than Slugma. For one, Shellos has a cry that could make asexuals want to do the dirty with it. That slimy "gushi gushi" sound it makes towards the end of the cry. . Ugh. I can feel my face blushing already. Slugma's cry is very underwhelming in comparison.
Then we have the looks, And this is where it's a bit more of an even playing field. There's no doubt that Slugma is hot--boiling hot. But when you take a look at Shellos, From the Kylie Jenner lips to the Nicki Minaj rear, Slugma's hotness becomes nothing impressive. Shellos also has a corporate position at Sephora and as a result, Has a glamorous fashion sense.
Feel free to challenge the facts, But just remember that you can't change them. Team Shellos FTW.