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May I have your attention, Please? May I have your attention, Please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Asked by: DaBaum32
  • I repeat, Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

    We're gonna have a problem here
    Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
    And started whoopin' her a** worse than before
    They first were divorced, Throwin' her over furniture (Agh! )
    It's the return of the "Ah, Wait, No way, You're kidding
    He didn't just say what I think he did, Did he? "
    And Dr. Dre said, Nothing, You idiots!
    Dr. Dre's dead, He's locked in my basement (ha ha! )
    Feminist women love Eminem
    "Chicka, Chicka, Chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, Walkin' around, Grabbin' his you-know-what
    Flippin' the you-know-who, " "Yeah, But he's so cute though. "
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
    Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
    But can't, But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
    "My bum is on your lips, My bum is on your lips"
    And if I'm lucky, You might just give it a little kiss
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a woman's c****** is
    Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time they hit fourth grade
    They've got the Discovery Channel, Don't they?
    We ain't nothin' but mammals"well, Some of us, Cannibals
    Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
    But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
    Women, Wave your pantyhose, Sing the chorus, And it goes
    I'm Slim Shady, Yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, Please stand up?
    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, Yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, Please stand up?
    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
    Well, I do, So f*** him and f*** you too!
    You think I give a d*** about a Grammy?
    Half of you critics can't even stomach me, Let alone stand me
    "But Slim, What if you win, Wouldn't it be weird? "
    Why, So you guys could just lie to get me here?
    So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
    S***, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
    And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
    Little b**** put me on blast on MTV
    "Yeah, He's cute, But I think he's married to Kim, Hee-hee. "
    I should download her audio on MP3
    And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD

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