Yes. It has been proven before by an intelligent starfish.
No SegBeg. Mayonnaise is not a instrument and horse relish is not an instrument either!
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http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/instrument - Merriam-Webster defines "Instrument" as the following:
- A tool or device used for a particular purpose; especially : a tool or device designed to do careful and exact work
- A device that measures something (such as temperature or distance)
- A device that is used to make music
You COULD use mayonnaise to make music, therefore it and technically everything else you can fathom can be a musical instrument.
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Technically, any concrete object could be considered an instrument.
you can use all things as music heck,even your hands
MAYONAISE IS ALSO A GENDER ACCORDING TO TUMBLR SO YES MAYONAISE CAN NOT ONLY BE AN INSTRUMENT IT CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WISH :)
Any object can be considered an instrument. GET SHREKT FOOLS
If you blow on it, it moves. Illuminati confirmed.
beat on the lid :D
you can play it like a drum :)
You could use it as one if you wanted to.
I know first hand. I've played one.
noun 1. a mechanical tool or implement, especially one used for delicate or precision work: surgical instruments. 2. a contrivance or apparatus for producing musical sounds: a stringed instrument. 3. a means by which something is effected or done; agency: an instrument of government. 4. a device for measuring the present value of a quantity under observation. 5. a mechanical or electronic measuring device, especially one used in navigation: landing a plane by instruments. 6. a formal legal document, as a draft or bond: negotiable instruments. 7. a person used by another merely as a means to some private end; tool or dupe. verb (used with object) 8. to equip with instruments, as a machine or manufacturing process: to instrument a space vehicle. 9. to arrange a composition for musical instruments; orchestrate. (Source: http://www.dictionary.com/browse/instrument) Based on the definition provided above, it is safe to say that Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
are you guys retarded?