Proper way to eat a banana?

Posted by: toastytoast

What is the actual best and most effective way to eat a banana?

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50 Total Votes
1

Classy Assy

Carefully break the top of the banana, and peel into equal perfect sides.
19 votes
1 comment
2

Hipster Fister

You got's to be original, and peel from the bottom of the banana because that's how monkeys do it.
18 votes
2 comments
3

NO CHILL

Pound that sh*t on the ground until it bursts open.
12 votes
3 comments
4

Soccer Mom

You are frkn extra and prefer to open it from the side.
1 vote
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biggestdoy says2018-01-15T22:13:11.1658619Z
Lol so gay
AndrewHvisdak says2018-08-22T03:27:05.8002975Z
He pulled the gay card, My friends. Time to shut the poll down and end your life.

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