My name is Sir Francois Charles and I would like to hire you for my debate team. I think you make very good titles and will do absolutely nothing in our team. You’ll fit right in. I expect absolutely nothing at all from you and will pay you ¥0. 25 as a monthly, Not yearly, Monthly celery. No, Not salary as our team is broke. So we give celery as only 1% of the world likes celery.
Nice. I like the title. It intimidates me as i read. It seems you are very good at debates. Can i hire you for my debate team? I think you will fit right in. For now your monthly celery will be ¥1. We shall start small and work your way up to ¥2. 50