• We are here

    We received reports of an alien virus making infected people have sex and act like idiots. We've sent disinfecting units to spray down everything and quarantine the infected for 14 days. Social distancing will be mandated for the next 60 days and we do not know where the virus came from.

  • Leave us to rot

    The CDC isn't even in the Opinion. Org lore wtf are you doing
    We're beyond saving, God has abandoned this website, And soon, You will too
    Leave us to rot in our bad jokes, Meme opinions, Spam debates, Joke polls, And who tf even uses the forums anymore
    Go away, CDC!

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