Beer is a natural pain killer, Where as women can just be a pain. You can do many things with beer too, Even make beer battered fried chicken or shrimp with it! Beer will never complain about how bad it has it over and over again unlike women; literally people starving to death in other countries! Beer will never divorce you and take your house, Kids, Or 401k. Beer is the much more attractive proposition!
Beer can't turn around and break your heart,
Alcohol is not healthy and not allowed in the past, So i prefer Girls!