Best atheist logic?

Posted by: genesis01

What is the funniest atheist reasoning out of all these?

13 Total Votes

Big Bang

So the Universe just exploded out of nowhere and we are all just accidents.
11 votes

Atheists are so much more tolerant

There should be no religious influence over public life and christians need to stop shoving their beliefs down people's throats. So, we're going to shove atheism down people's throats and prevent anybody from saying god. We atheists are more toleran... t because of this   more
1 vote

Muslims are completely innocent and Christians aren't.

Apparently a Christian mentioning god in public and god in trust on coins, is a bad religious influence over life and all Christians are ignorant and intolerant. But a muslim beheading people, that's nothing.
1 vote

Darwin fish

Fish obviously have legs.
0 votes
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Kozu says2015-04-06T10:37:16.4760357-05:00
Atheists. The most discriminated against minority.
Craighawley215 says2015-04-06T10:42:01.6857956-05:00
I think the most ironic atheist argument is when an atheist essentially "has faith" that God does not exist.
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T10:43:18.4046754-05:00
Atheists are definitely not tolerant, or at least the atheists on this site.
TBR says2015-04-06T10:44:26.7001620-05:00
Now there is some bull$hit. One note, every time I see a description of the Big Bang like that, I know the speaker has had no proper exposure to the theory.
triangle.128k says2015-04-06T10:46:25.1418412-05:00
Biased poll
triangle.128k says2015-04-06T10:47:15.7558638-05:00
@PetersSmith As if theists are any more tolerant.
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T10:47:23.5601142-05:00
Also: biased poll.
TBR says2015-04-06T10:49:01.2080829-05:00
There's a difference between tolerance and disagreeing. We're on a site dedicated to arguing points.
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T10:49:36.2079675-05:00
Triangle.128k: You're both intolerant.
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T10:50:13.8090867-05:00
TBR: The atheists on this site aren't "disagreeing", they're insulting and mocking theists for their beliefs.
TBR says2015-04-06T10:51:45.4555108-05:00
Agreed, mocking is part of it. Look at the poll were on
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T10:53:20.6466936-05:00
TBR: I'm not saying that theists don't do the same, but I seem to notice atheists doing it more. Probably because they're more passionate and expressive of their beliefs and there's more of them.
TBR says2015-04-06T10:55:20.6863851-05:00
Let me put it another way. In public there is no outward signs that I am an atheist. There are virtually no Reminders or monuments to lack of religion, but from where I am sitting right this moment I see to crucifixes. That's okay, that's fine, but don't play the persecuted Christians when the very money I have in my pocket is a reminder of your religion.
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T10:56:31.5558222-05:00
TBR: I'm not Christian. Out of all the 9 months of being on this site I guarantee you that I have never talked about my religion once.
TBR says2015-04-06T10:57:49.1077705-05:00
More of them? Even on the site, it reflects closely with the public, only a small percentage of atheists.
MechVarg says2015-04-06T10:59:10.0019751-05:00
Go away, Genesis. No one likes you. All you do is troll.
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T10:59:20.1885792-05:00
TBR: That is not true. Atheists are the second most prominent group on this entire site.
TBR says2015-04-06T11:00:54.4731660-05:00
I know you're not a Christian, you created your own religion. I've gotten that information from the site. Yes you have talked about religion. Again, no issue with that. Religion permeates our world. It would be odd to not talk about it.
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T11:01:20.7549620-05:00
TBR: When have I talked about my religion?
retrogamer176 says2015-04-06T11:02:22.1031287-05:00
Let's break down each logic you give and the reality: -------------------------------------------------------------------- The big bang- apparently we are all just accidents Reality-The Big Bang Theory is the leading explanation about how the universe began. At its simplest, it talks about the universe as we know it starting with a small singularity, then inflating over the next 13.8 billion years to the cosmos that we know today. Because current instruments don't allow astronomers to peer back at the universe's birth, much of what we understand about the Big Bang Theory comes from mathematical theory and models. Astronomers can, however, see the "echo" of the expansion through a phenomenon known as the cosmic microwave background. It's a theory. We didn't claim it to be 100% fact. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Atheists are so much more tolerant-There should be no religious influence over public life and christians need to stop shoving their beliefs down people's throats. So, we're going to shove atheism down people's throats and prevent anybody from saying god. We atheists are more tolerant because of this Reality-We want a secular government where everyone has the right to believe whatever they want. We're not stopping you from saying "god", rather, we're trying to stop you from using religion to justify laws that discriminate. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Darwin fish- Fish obviously have legs. Reality- It's a fricken logo. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Muslims are completely innocent and Christians aren't- Apparently a Christian mentioning god in public and god in trust on coins, is a bad religious influence over life and all Christians are ignorant and intolerant. But a muslim beheading people, that's nothing. Reality- Nobody believes this.
PatrickTheWise says2015-04-06T11:04:04.3371147-05:00
@petersSmith, Tolerance doesn't mean submission. If you say something stupid, it is everyone's responsibility to hold you accountable of it. ESPECIALLY on this site. This troll poll is exactly an example of just intolerance because it a mocking of our lack of belief. You don't say that this person is an example of theist intolerance. You would just say that this one person is intolerant.
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T11:06:24.9041123-05:00
PatrickTheWise: I never said it meant submission. I said intolerance means mocking and insulting other people's beliefs. A lot of people think that if you express your beliefs and they don't agree with it, you're automatically stupid. Theists and atheists alike.
TBR says2015-04-06T11:06:49.1648900-05:00
Again, let me try it this way. I have no real issue with our friend genesis01 here making this silly poll. He opens himself up to be mocked, and that has some entertainment value for me. The only reason for me to spend any time on this site is my own personal amusement. In both amuses me to see his pole, and potentially amuses me to mock him. It has nothing to do with tolerance. Using g any proper metric, it could hardly be called intolerance. Banter, play, lots of stuff. I just wouldn't call the actions of Genesis or anyone who may mock him on this thread as intolerance .
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T11:07:28.3343916-05:00
TBR: That didn't answer my question but okay.
triangle.128k says2015-04-06T11:11:09.7000428-05:00
@PetersSmith I'm not intolerant, I never mocked anybody on here for their beliefs.
TBR says2015-04-06T11:11:40.4438310-05:00
Didn't see your question while trying to respond on my phone. You talk briefly about religion in one, I can attempt to look it up. I'm not trying to call you out on it, just that it would be virtually impossible on a site like this to not discuss religion, and you have.
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T11:11:45.0742542-05:00
Triangle.128k: Did I say you were intolerant? And I never said everyone is intolerant.
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T11:12:16.4296512-05:00
TBR: I doubt I even explained what it was, I probably just said I had one.
triangle.128k says2015-04-06T11:12:45.7258878-05:00
Yeah you did when you said "you're both intolerant."
TBR says2015-04-06T11:14:32.9565613-05:00
No you didn't go into detail, and I will drop it if it's something that is very private for you.
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-06T11:19:43.4847170-05:00
Triangle.128k, I am fairly sure I have seen you mock someone's belief in a comment.
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-06T11:20:16.4636196-05:00
Also, Bias poll.
triangle.128k says2015-04-06T11:21:03.3563178-05:00
I never mocked anybody's religion. When did I do that?
TBR says2015-04-06T11:21:07.3186416-05:00
I'll go back to dealing with the poll. The Big Bang, is not an atheist theory . I am not atheist because I believe in the Big Bang and the Big Bang is not a theory to back atheism. It just doesn't work that way. The gulf between believers and nonbelievers it's hard to cross because of things just like this. Since the Genesis story is cornerstone of Christianity he assumption is the lack of belief must have something similar. In absence of the Big Bang theory, or any other theory, I would still be in atheist. To me, to us, this sort of mixing makes little sense. My religion is not science, I simply have no religion.
mishapqueen says2015-04-06T11:24:46.1964232-05:00
Hey, this is kinda rude to atheists, maybe they are less intolerant than they claim, but they are still intelligent and thinking people that deserve respect. If any Christian on here does this, we should stop and treat others the way we'd like to be treated, even if they are mean to us. Making fun of people never accomplishes anything positive.
mishapqueen says2015-04-06T11:25:12.5771250-05:00
*this poll
Wylted says2015-04-06T11:44:16.2061342-05:00
Why Am I the only one that voted?
retrogamer176 says2015-04-06T11:48:14.1801552-05:00
Someone make a parody poll of this. I tried but the website won't let me.
walle_ras says2015-04-06T11:49:06.8447424-05:00
Umm... Guys can't we laugh? Fine if you all want I will make one on Creationist Logic.
walle_ras says2015-04-06T11:54:25.6738733-05:00
Just look at my poll and vote on it. PM if you want an added answer.
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T11:58:25.8987742-05:00
Triangle.128k: I was referring to atheists and theists in general, and I also did not say "all".
Dhruva says2015-04-06T12:23:17.7228031-05:00
Guess what guys? This guy is a troll and you just fueled his troll lust
Stefy says2015-04-06T13:16:59.5922982-05:00
I think there are a higher number of intolorent thiests out there but as someone who was a part of the atheist community and probably has more respect for them than i have more most religious groups, the claim that atheists are all the most socially firward, free expression supoorting, tolorent people ever is complete bullsh*t. Though they are in average more tolorent than theists and im not using the internet as my sample space. I also dont believe in this whole "athiests are the most discriminated group" thing. Honestly they suffer very little duscrimination. Definetely signifigantly less than women, middle easterners, Muslims, LGBT+, Afrucan Anericans, Adians, Hispanics, and almost everyone else save for strait white male Christians. Because no ine can look at you and say oh your athiest get out of my restaurant or im not giving you a job or im going to oay you kess ir im going to profile you or deny you the right to marriage.
pixelmagic says2015-04-06T16:11:32.2677756-05:00
The question itself is a loaded question and all answers are straw man arguments. Yet, here you sit criticizing us. You're pathetic.
Unitomic says2015-04-08T14:46:21.8441246-05:00
@Kozu, everyone is discriminated by the opposing demographic. Christians are attacked by multiple atheist groups, just as atheists are often attacked by many religious groups. And just to point it out, Atheism is too large to be a "minority"
Black-Jesus says2015-04-09T17:50:56.2307424-05:00
I'm not mocking theistic beliefs
genesis01 says2015-04-09T20:05:34.2077937-05:00
No one said you were.
genesis01 says2015-04-09T20:05:56.4997650-05:00
And i'm mocking atheistic beliefs for a reason.
The1Uncorrupted says2015-04-21T08:25:38.3252085-05:00
I pretty sure this poll is a troll nobody can possibly be this ignorant in regard to evolution and quantum physics
retrogamer176 says2015-04-21T13:26:14.6372855-05:00
@uncorrupted you'd be suprised

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