my mom is way too poor to buy me very many presents, and yet every year on the mantle, there's some kind of expensive, cool toy.
Yes. St. Nicholas is a real historical person..
Totally, I pay his da?n credit card bill.
Uhh...who else takes my things and gives it to the homeless. Wait, where's my car?
hes not real hes just your parents in diguise
Believing that Mr Claus is real is just dumb, but if he were real he should be arrested.
when i was 7 i caught my mom and dad putting the presents under the tree and drinking the milk and eating the cookie.
Seriously. Seriously? People think this is real? Oh dear.