Donald Sanders vs Bernie Trump

Posted by: Varrack

It's time to counter all the boring 2016 polls that we've all seen dozens of times. So, who do you think would be a better prez?

13 Total Votes

Bernie Trump

7 votes
1 comment

Donald Sanders

6 votes
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triangle.128k says2015-07-16T15:40:29.8725356-05:00
Bernie Trump will ruin us all with TrumpCare and he will raise the national debt by trillions! He was also born in Kenya, not the US. If that socialistic Bernie Trump is elected, i'll move to a far less socialistic country like Finland or Japan.
Varrack says2015-07-16T15:43:13.0664924-05:00
Never fear. SandersCare will cover all of that. It will cover all your costs, all your sins, all your injustices. SandersCare will also cover your trip to Finland or Japan. Go Donald!
Lsumichiganfan says2015-07-16T15:43:49.6907645-05:00
TBR says2015-07-16T15:43:50.6423828-05:00
What parts of what are we talking about (aside from names). Like, can I elect the hair of Sanders? I will have to think of any part of Trump™ that I might like, but is that the idea?
Varrack says2015-07-16T15:47:45.7969096-05:00
They both have cool hair though. Sanders should get an afro like Obama used to have.
TBR says2015-07-16T15:51:59.3438140-05:00
The Donald's hair is a point of comic relief for me, that's true...
TBR says2015-07-16T15:52:54.0883536-05:00
Sanders hair is its own entity. If you want it to "afro" you will have to ask it. I think Berny lost any control over it in 1972.
Lsumichiganfan says2015-07-16T15:53:36.8632794-05:00
Lsumichiganfan says2015-07-16T15:53:51.3087868-05:00
Varrack says2015-07-16T15:55:31.1803996-05:00
We should pass the Affordable Afro Act to get Sanders to have an afro.
TBR says2015-07-16T16:06:29.8467438-05:00
Affordable hair care effects ALL Americans! Well, I guess except the bald.
tajshar2k says2015-07-16T16:21:15.8985952-05:00
What happened to Ted Jindal? He's pretty good from what I have heard.
TBR says2015-07-16T16:27:06.9452253-05:00
Can he drink water and talk Tajshar2k?
TBR says2015-07-16T16:28:48.7970564-05:00
Sorry, the two response speeches mix in my mind. That would be a Bobby Rubio
tajshar2k says2015-07-16T16:54:08.3095023-05:00
He's attempting too, but he supports privatizing all sources of water.
mystery_man43 says2015-07-16T19:31:16.8415140-05:00
Bernie Sanders should marry Elizabeth Warren.
mystery_man43 says2015-07-16T19:35:00.0263940-05:00
Does anyone else see the love connection?Http://images.Csmonitor.Com/csm/2015/05/warrensanders.JPG?Alias=standard_600x400
tajshar2k says2015-07-16T19:36:24.1566547-05:00
For some reason, Sanders looks like Shrek, and Warren looks like Fiona.
TBR says2015-07-16T20:34:12.6684484-05:00
If Sanders married Warren, and ran a ticket, I would melt into liberal nirvana
benhos says2015-07-17T01:22:05.6076374-05:00
Yes, I for one am being practical here. I don't know what the **** this poll is even about other than trolling.
hatethemessenger says2015-07-17T14:10:23.0257715-05:00
Personally, I like Donald Trump more than Bernie Trump
hatethemessenger says2015-07-17T14:12:32.3583025-05:00
And I would vote for Coronel Sanders above all others. A bucket in every pot, with a big ole cookie.

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