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19 Total Votes
1

Son

6 votes
1 comment
2

Evolution

5 votes
2 comments
3

All deities are equally unlikely to exist

4 votes
1 comment
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Shrek

2 votes
1 comment

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

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Raptor Jesus

1 vote
0 comments

Raptor Jesus roamed the Earth back when God Himself was still only a teenager. His execution is thought to be the cause of the extinction of the dinosaurs, as God was mad at the Romans for aiding in His son's death twice. He earned a bachelor's degree in microelectronic engineering at RIT. Raptor Jesus went on to earn his PhD in aerospace engineering at University of Florida. Later, Raptor Jesus got bored, so he went on to receive his CPA certification in the state of New Jersey. His academic career was constantly challenged by his ladysmanship. He did become the manager at Hooters. He has retired to El Paso, Texas, where he is considering opening a crochet supply boutique with an elderly prostitute.

6

Homless Jesus

1 vote
1 comment

Jesus never owned a home, he was a hobo and we shouldn't listen to him or his crazy talk.

7

Zeus

0 votes
0 comments
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Panda God

0 votes
0 comments
9

Hispanic Jesus

0 votes
0 comments
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Black Jesus

0 votes
0 comments
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Homosexuals

0 votes
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Muttl200 says2014-05-07T14:07:25.1601198-05:00
I didn't really get the question therefore Raptor Jesus.
Migrating_Hacker says2014-05-07T14:08:15.7660720-05:00
Put Satan instead
Migrating_Hacker says2014-05-07T14:08:33.2382960-05:00
Instead of putting God's name in vain
Muttl200 says2014-05-07T14:31:53.4035037-05:00
Yay I got someone to vote Raptor Jesus. I feel accomplished.
abyteofbrain says2014-05-08T16:53:12.5555988-05:00
If you believe in theistic evolution... Why not?
BblackkBbirdd says2014-05-09T13:19:34.3709531-05:00
Is the title meant to be 'Which God is more likely to exist"?
Migrating_Hacker says2014-05-09T13:22:54.2858778-05:00
Jesus was mostly like to be dark colored
camoviking says2014-05-09T20:21:02.7496619-05:00
Lets all pray to Shrek for the life we have been given
Migrating_Hacker says2014-05-10T09:54:55.5570948-05:00
Blaspheme
Migrating_Hacker says2014-05-12T11:32:36.7526057-05:00
True Jesus was homeless ,but he didn't need a home to live since the Father was with him and he protect him.

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