I have been attacked by a bird before
Never been attacked by a bird
I was once attacked by geese, those birds are mean I tell you. If you want to go by them without getting hurt, I recommend three layers of sweatpants and sweatshirts.
I was chased down by a chicken, attacked by seagulls and had a sickly pelican fall on my head when I was in Costa Rica.
Chased and bitten (like 40 times) by my grandmother's parrot... She has always been a pain. By pain I mean b****.
YES! Once. A mocking bird. They hated my dog, and bothered her at every opportunity. They are just jerks.
Robins are vicious, by!
While I was out for a run, several times. Probably ran past it's nest or something, it chased me for blocks lol
An angry goose chased me down the length of a football field when I was 4.
a parakeet bit my finger trying to steal my hot dog...
While smoking crack
I think that birds only attack in self-defense. These liberals who try to take away birds' god-given right to beaks and talons are disgusting and unconstitutional. Anyone who uses evidence of a random bird attack is totally missing the point that those are chance occurrences and that those birds do not represent the norm. Most birds are god-fearing individuals that would protect before they attack.