I said this girl sucks at volleyball, and she started to cry, hence was my first detention.
I got bored in English class and started building a fort out my textbooks and binders. The teacher did not find it amusing.
There was these two kids I didnt like in school, so as a joke, I killed their parents and sewed their mouths to the buttholes of 4 other kids that werent well liked, forming a giant human centipede. I got a 30 minute detention and had to apologize to both of them. I dont know whatever happened to the 2 kids though... Ah whatever, both girls are probably alright.
I don't even know anyone who hasn't...
yes for not wearing the right uniform and not tucking in my shirt