If Pizza screamed when you ate it would you eat pizz?

Posted by: FantumHeist

This is a super cereal question

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Yes

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WTF kind of question is this

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No, I wouldn't eat pizz but I stiill would eat pizza

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It has the right to remain silent

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No

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Go away Pizza The Hutt!!!

No, I would use it to get rich...So I can buy a non-Indian burial ground pizza this time.
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Once the LSD wore off I'd eat it.

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Hulk eats the pizza

Hulk comes along and eats the pizza before you can.
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I would still eat pizz

What does pizza screaming have to do with pizz? Whatever pizz is?
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No, I would first call the valiant Kim Jong Un to taste test it (by that I mean achieve a world record pizza eating record) and then I would munch on the crumbs.

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PetersSmith says2015-09-15T17:39:30.1413848Z
It's just the air bubbles being released.
TheHappyReaper says2015-09-15T18:06:20.7872901Z
It depends on how loud it screams.
FantumHeist says2015-09-15T18:29:21.0794813Z
Its screams like a human
FantumHeist says2015-09-15T18:30:51.2809941Z
Different pizza's do scream differently
TheHappyReaper says2015-09-15T18:33:06.5544027Z
Awesome
mishapqueen says2015-09-15T18:58:29.7949670Z
I think I'd scream back and never touch it again.
chandlerrouse says2015-09-15T20:19:24.4167933Z
Would you scream if a knife jumped up and stabbed you?
chandlerrouse says2015-09-15T20:20:21.9822693Z
According to scientology L.Ron Hubbard..Tomatoes scream when they are sliced.
reece says2015-09-16T02:26:57.1856887Z
You see what i did there? *elbow nudge elbow nudge*
OpinionPersom121 says2015-09-16T02:43:37.4365355Z
@reece :O I get what you were doing there *wink wink*
FantumHeist says2015-09-16T17:00:38.4381971Z
Lol reece
FantumHeist says2015-09-16T17:02:30.3242659Z
I guess we can all agree that the poll photo is one f*cking delicious looking pizza
farmerjump1 says2016-10-27T17:58:38.8032048Z
You tell me; does your girl scream when you eat her?
reece says2017-01-03T03:49:19.3641021Z
@farmerjump1 Yeah, when I eat her out. That's about when she tells me to stop because it's too much for her handle.
reece says2017-01-03T03:50:14.0477562Z
To handle*

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