If you found yourself in hell, what do you think the Devil's first words to you would be?

Posted by: Mikal

Try and guess

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69 Total Votes
1

Oh wait, there is no hell. Why am I even thinking about this

23 votes
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2

Get ready for an eternity of Justin Bieber music.

18 votes
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3

Oh dont look so surprised, you knew this was where you were going to end up and we both know it

13 votes
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4

Buckle up little boy, we are going to have a good ole time

7 votes
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5

I bet you wish you wish you voted for Romney now

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1 comment
6

All you had to do was accept God, now suffer for eternity.

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ooberman says2013-09-05T23:04:40.4979552-05:00
Since Satan was the only one to tell the truth in the Garden of Eden, we'd have to presume he's the Good One, and Yahweh is the evil dictator always trying to tell people how good he is...
imabench says2013-09-05T23:36:10.5840001-05:00
"Oh dont look so surprised, you knew this was where you were going to end up and we both know it"
imabench says2013-09-05T23:39:19.9336060-05:00
"Oh dont look so surprised, you knew this was where you were going to end up and we both know it"
Ragnar says2013-09-06T07:50:42.6108967-05:00
What if heaven is the place with the JB music?
MysticEgg says2013-09-06T10:18:36.1521403-05:00
There should be "Atheist? Over there, please." Option :D
Mikal says2013-09-06T12:17:12.0603802-05:00
That is pretty much the last one lol
lannan13 says2013-09-12T17:47:41.9297533-05:00
I love the Romney choice.
ulagudie says2013-10-14T02:30:19.2289632-05:00
Come on Austin, time for school.
tylergraham95 says2013-11-06T11:36:20.3161687-06:00
He would say, "Let's party!"
higa123 says2013-11-07T09:21:47.9566101-06:00
You guys know **** isn't one big party, right? It's a place of eternal agony and torment, where you are totally alone. Just saying.

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