First I will debate Obama.......Then
Obama starts arguing his point on healthcare when out of no where a lady yells "go to hell". Obama replies "If I go to hell, it would look like Texas", then I reply "If I go to hell, I'm bringing back barbecue". The crowd goes crazy, fighting, screa... ming, one guy was taking a dump on the floor while another guy was peeing on it, but they were lovers so it was cool. Then a guy in the audience yanks a shoe off of a little girls foot and throws it at Obama's face.
Right on impact, Obama's head explodes like a pinata made by the Al Qaeda group and then some nerd with a shotgun kicks in the door to the place screaming zombie apocalypse and starts shooting people on random. I leave on my private jet as if nothing has happened to go back to my home land. I fall asleep on the jet, my dream felt like it lasted 83 years since in the dream I was living another life. Once I woke up, I checked the clock and only an hour has passed. Long story short, we get to my home land, I conquer the world, then somehow turn the earth into a spaceship, then I set and locked the course to head for the sun, after I' do that, I kill myself and leave a suicide note that says "Be right back". FI