In the coming age of scarcity, which group will die first?

Posted by: cludwig

In your humble opinion

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The weak, young, disabled, sick and elderly

Sick Elderly is a fictional character from the 2010 film Poetry.
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No one will die

There is no coming age of scarcity
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The Obese and Overweight

Supper is served
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Christians

Christians will sit and prey for God/Jesus to come save them, rather than saving themselves from the flaming barbecue pit of the atheist alpha male.
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The Doomsday Preppers

When the lights go off and the food runs out, the teeming hordes are going straight to those with the goods
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The Rich

The teeming masses will rise up just as during the French Revolution and feast on the spoils of the rich.
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Hipsters

With no meat on the bone and no survival skills, hipsters don't stand a chance.
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Generation Y

Sorry Generation Y - social media, texting and selfies are not useful survival skills.
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Single Moms and their children

When the welfare state collapses, this group will desperately need the men they so easily discarded in the past to survive. Do you think these men will come back to feed and protect them?
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Large families like the Duggars

Good luck Dad in protecting your large brood from the starving hungry hordes at the gate.
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Vegetarians and Pacifists

These poor saps will be the first on the grill.
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Alpha Males

The weaker males will take these guys out quickly and preemptively for their own survival
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Lazy Entitled Western Women

Sorry ladies, shopping is not a survival skill.
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Beta Males

It will be fun times for the alphas indeed
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Government employees

Used to thinking that their ability to create rules, memos, reports and partake in water cooler meetings is of high value, this group will have nothing to bring to the diner table other than the meat on their bones.
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Feminists

During a free-for-all where men turn to physical aggression for self-preservation, feminists stand no hope of survival and will be the first to be added to the diner menu.
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Those relying on Social Assistance

This group will wait in vain for handouts and charity that will never come (and quickly starve)
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The Urbanite

Anyone who lives the downtown lifestyle and lacks survival skills is going down first very quickly
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The Baby Boomers

After a lifetime of laziness, entitlement and mass consumption, this group has no chance of adapting
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Everyone will die simultaneously

No group will be spared, even at the outset.
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Ted_Kord_Pokemon_Master says2015-10-01T08:52:17.7324863Z
Change Christians to religious theists.
58539672 says2015-10-01T16:45:02.1772304Z
You forgot the poor people
cludwig says2015-10-01T16:48:38.6670115Z
@58539672 - In my mind I lumped poor people and those receiving social assistance into the same group. Perhaps I was mistaken.
stargate says2015-10-01T16:51:23.7345846Z
The poor would die first.

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