Everyone knows that God puts the punishing of those who practice sin (gays) at the top of his list. God although doesn't want to if he doesn't have to so when they pray to be fixed God gets right on it.
@mdmark: First of all, don't try to push your religion down people's throats. Second of all, the entire human race is not suddenly going to become gay and stop reproducing. The mass majority of the population is straight.