Savior

Posted by: Black-Jesus

You are trapped in a frozen-over lake, you can't swim, who or what comes to recue you?

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18 Total Votes
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Real Jesus

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Bruce Lee, which is practically asian Jesus anyway

2 votes
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3

Black Jesus

Cooler than white Jesus
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4

Mr. McFeely

The creepy mailman with a creepy name from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood
1 vote
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5

Luke Skywalker

How awesome would that be?
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6

Megan Fox

You can save me anytime you like
1 vote
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7

Napoleon B.

1 vote
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8

The guy over there

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Napoleon D.

1 vote
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10

Pat Swayze

Roadhouse
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11

Dog

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12

A bucket

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13

This guy

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14

Munching on some pears

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15

NO!

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16

That guy

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17

Pedro

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18

Is this list gonna end?

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19

Yo momma

Burn
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20

God

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21

Matlock

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22

J. Ceasar

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23

This chick

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24

Ceasar

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25

Norm from Cheers

I always wanted to have a beer with this guy
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26

Sitting on the stairs

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27

Megan Fox again

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28

This- uhh- thing, I don't know the PC term for you, I'm sorry

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29

Ceasar Salad

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30

Or me

I don't really look like this (but I wish I do)
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31

Your SCUBA system

Almost forgot you were drowning didn't you?
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32

Emilio Estevez

Is he still alive? Seriously, because I think Charlie ate him or something
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33

A rock

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A big rock

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A small rock

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Aerosmith

Aerosmith is an American rock band, sometimes referred to as "the Bad Boys from Boston" and "America's Greatest Rock and Roll Band." Their style, which is rooted in blues-based hard rock, has come to also incorporate elements of pop, heavy metal, an... d rhythm and blues, and has inspired many subsequent rock artists. The band was formed in Boston, Massachusetts in 1970. Guitarist Joe Perry and bassist Tom Hamilton, originally in a band together called the Jam Band, met up with vocalist/harmonica player Steven Tyler, drummer Joey Kramer, and guitarist Ray Tabano, and formed Aerosmith. In 1971, Tabano was replaced by Brad Whitford, and the band began developing a following in Boston.They were signed to Columbia Records in 1972, and released a string of gold and platinum albums, beginning with their 1973 eponymous debut album, followed by their 1974 album Get Your Wings. In 1975, the band broke into the mainstream with the album Toys in the Attic, and their 1976 follow-up Rocks cemented their status as hard rock superstars. Two additional albums followed in 1977 and 1979. The band's first five albums have since attained multi-platinum status   more
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37

A bit of string

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38

White Jesus

We all know this isn't accurate
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39

Latin Jesus

This is what Mormon's think anyway
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40

Asian Jesus

Not that I'm racist, but I'd laugh
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41

Mayonaise

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42

Your hot cousin you kissed one time but didn't want to tell anybody that you did

I won't tell, promise
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heil says2015-02-17T21:30:26.3077627-06:00
Adolf Hitler
shaancl_716 says2015-02-18T21:44:47.9740077-06:00
Heil- how is your profile still active?
YamaVonKarma says2015-02-18T21:46:24.2397564-06:00
Because airmax is a saint
sadolite says2015-02-23T21:16:44.1273228-06:00
I would not be stupid enough to get trapped in a freezing lake

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