Sex
Bacon
66%
33 votes
34%
17 votes
Sex or chocolate would have been a tougher choice. Sex & chocolate would have been a very guilty pleasure!
Discomfiting ... One burns calories. The other adds calories!
I don't even eat meat but sex scares me. Most teenage boys are all sexual and whatnot but not me :p
How does sex scare you?
Simple. Sex is good for you (but stay careful) Bacon is not. No meat is really....
No bacon, ugh. Sex, who has time?
Truthfully, it upsets me greatly that the number of votes are so close between SEX AND BACON!!!!!! What the hell??? OK... So I'm not a big bacon fan... But I would choose sex over my favorite food any day.
Wtf why only one at a time!?
Don;t have to produce a child Tyler, :) But oh well, I can buy bacon.
Don;t have to produce a child Tyler, :) But oh well, I can buy bacon.
Bacon is happiness, Bacon is life.
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Sex as it not only produces a child but is very pleasurable to all the senses in the body.
So... I wasn't into sci-fi at all until I began dating my boyfriend who is a total Star Wars nerd... I have now watched 4 of the complete 6.... and Star Trek doesn't even begin to compare. I love Star Wars! I even wear a storm trooper necklace... yes, I'm now an official nerd too.
I've not had sex ... (i'm 23) but I've had plenty of Bacon..so Sex would be nice to try ha.
Don't eat bacon.
Its sex. I do enjoy my bacon though.
ANYDAY MAN! she must have quite a figure- if you know what I mean :)
If you have sex then she can make you bacon. its a double whammy
I'm a male vegetarian what do you expect
What about sex while eating bacon?
You can alwàys have bacon later
What's the difference?
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I have a high metabolism. I have no need to fear bacon's calories. Also, when it comes to sex I'm saving myself for the right women. Though I'm sure in the future I will choose sex over bacon.