Yes! Eww god yes!
No! I can do what I want. It's not a big deal
I would be the polite thing to do but technically we don't "have" to put it down.
No, if you seriously need to whine about this you got problems. As a woman, I can say its being hypocritical. Us women should put the seat up.
It just goes to show that the women who say yes are too lazy to life the 1/2 pound toilet seat.