Sir, Dost thou even partake in activities centred around the elevating of metallic objects against the forces of gravity, for the purposes of bringing might to thine muscles ?

Posted by: UtherPenguin

Arachaic way of asking "Bro, do you even lift?"

  • Aye, and my acquaintances often refer to thee as an object of vaginal cleansing due to my affinity with the sport.

  • Nay, for those whom partake in this activity are akin to instruments of vaginal cleansing.

67% 8 votes
33% 4 votes
  • NO. Why do people keep asking.

    Posted by: TBR
  • Akin to cleansing instruments though they be, their principal nature be to foul the vaginal regions with their hoisting

    Posted by: SeeM
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PetersSmith says2015-04-06T21:13:44.2605550-05:00
I love these memes.
Reeseroni says2015-04-06T21:14:20.7694914-05:00
Took more time to write than time to think I'm sure.
TBR says2015-04-06T21:30:26.2742586-05:00
What is it about this bull$hit. No I don't lift bra. Why?
Reeseroni says2015-04-06T21:33:03.0872833-05:00
@TBR You don't lift? OR do you not lift bras?
TBR says2015-04-06T21:34:03.5985196-05:00
I lift things that I need to lift to accomplish daily tasks.
TBR says2015-04-06T21:35:49.4268844-05:00
Just lifted my glass of wine. Delicious, functional, and my body was very capable of accomplishing the task. Wait.... Think I will do that again.
Reeseroni says2015-04-06T21:36:05.6193730-05:00
Thats all thats important isn't it?
TBR says2015-04-06T21:38:38.3148808-05:00
Well, I count it as way more important than pointlessly lifting heaver things than I come in contact with on a regular day, just so I can put them down again.
UtherPenguin says2015-04-06T21:43:44.4991346-05:00
@TBR Dost thou believe that men whom bear an affinity for the elevation of metallic objects make themselves akin to instruments for vaginal cleansing?
TBR says2015-04-06T21:45:02.6127388-05:00
Never been an issue for me UtherPenguin. No. Many men THINK this is true, but it really has little to do with it.
UtherPenguin says2015-04-06T21:47:23.0771414-05:00
For the duration of this discussion I shall peak in the archaic tongue of thine forefathers.
UtherPenguin says2015-04-06T21:47:32.1309706-05:00
UtherPenguin says2015-04-06T21:47:50.3046211-05:00
Actually, I don't feel like talking in Old English anymore.
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T21:48:16.2469222-05:00
UtherPenguin: There's a Shakespeare translator.
UtherPenguin says2015-04-06T21:53:16.5220075-05:00
@PetersSmith sirrah, doth thee coequal lit?
UtherPenguin says2015-04-06T21:53:48.2250206-05:00
My most humble apology, I meanteth to sayeth sirrah, doth thee coequal lift?
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T21:56:29.6342338-05:00
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-06T22:04:40.2843473-05:00
I am confused on so many levels right now.
TBR says2015-04-06T22:09:52.6131916-05:00
What is there to be confused by?
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-06T22:13:54.7049359-05:00
I think I am on equal levels of confusion as the time when Petersmith said "Mini guns that shoot rocket launchers" then things got weird and there was miniguns shooting rocket launchers that shoot miniguns that shoot rockets. Then there was a shark with laser eyes, then I think I lost it and went off the deep end.
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T22:16:40.8261412-05:00
Mathgeekjoe: Surely you jest?
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-06T22:16:47.0972206-05:00
This confusion happened at
TBR says2015-04-06T22:17:17.3138395-05:00
Shark with laser eyes are FUC*ING COOL!
TBR says2015-04-06T22:17:40.9661752-05:00
And the "don't lift"
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-06T22:32:21.2721575-05:00
Am I the only one confused on this poll?
PetersSmith says2015-04-06T23:00:12.3539913-05:00
Mathgeekjoe: Yes, you are the only one out of the 7 billion people in this world that is confused by this poll.
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-06T23:03:08.7108944-05:00
7 billion people haven't even seen this poll so how would they be confused?
TBR says2015-04-06T23:04:39.0939269-05:00
Wait. Aren't we talking laser guided sharks now? Please people. Stay on point.
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-06T23:04:49.9255319-05:00
So nobody else on this poll got confused by the vaginal cleansing?
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-06T23:05:36.4983119-05:00
TBR, it was more than laser eye sharks, like I said, I went off the deep end in that poll.
TBR says2015-04-06T23:07:00.9381186-05:00
Vaginal cleansing laser guided sharks is not recommended after lifting the repeat work of the bard..
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-06T23:18:19.9397686-05:00
Now you just ruined laser guided sharks for me. First there was that one person that ruined a crane carrying a massive weight for destroying stuff, now laser guided sharks. What is next to be ruined? Cyborg cockroaches, thermonuclear devices, neutron stars?
TBR says2015-04-06T23:22:07.9645097-05:00
Mathgeekjoe - You keep going to hyperbole. Cyborg cockroaches thermonuclear delivery devices are the think of sci-fi. Stick with the piratical,
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-06T23:23:15.9020742-05:00
Cyborg cockroaches exist. Source
TBR says2015-04-06T23:33:45.7732185-05:00
Well sh*t. I stand corrected. Tech moves fast. I should have checked my resources before making a fool of myself.
TBR says2015-04-06T23:40:41.4355420-05:00
I'm sorry UtherPenguin. I did completely hijack your poll. Let me see if I can fix my damage. Mathgeekjoe, do you have any idea how much cyborg cockroaches can lift? Like nuclear payload. Just how big a warhead can get onto a cyborg cockroach? Enough to take out a battalion of laser sharks?
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-06T23:46:28.7076502-05:00
Cockroaches are strong, but if we genetically engineer the cyborg cockroaches with dung beetles the nuclear payload they could lift would be much greater.
TBR says2015-04-06T23:48:42.8027676-05:00
We are steeping on iffy moral grounds. I am all for blowing the crap out of everything that moves, but genetically engineering.... Well that's Gods job.
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-06T23:54:03.6885966-05:00
Scientifically it is iffy, what if we allow viruses to cross between dung beetles and cockroaches?
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-06T23:55:01.6748106-05:00
Maybe we could just get the cockroaches exo suits, the technology is going to take a while to become cheap enough though.
UtherPenguin says2015-04-07T18:29:54.3211309-05:00
@Mathgeekjoe The original meaning to the word Douche was reference to an instrument for vaginal cleansing. However another more modern definition of the word douche is often linked to cocky male individuals who work out on a daily basis. Translation of the poll in modern English: Poll title: "Bruh, Do you even lift" Yes option: "Yes, and my friends call me a douche cause of it" No option: "No, because that stuff is for douches"
Reeseroni says2015-04-07T19:48:20.0174350-05:00
@UtherPenguin But what if my friends don't call me a douche? ;(

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