Varrack vs. TBR (2016)

Posted by: mystery_man43

Who shall be president?

Poll closed on 7/25/2015 at 12:00AM.
  • Varrack

  • TBR

50% 4 votes
50% 4 votes
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TBR says2015-07-17T13:30:20.1470407-05:00
My platform includes fulfillment of every conservative conspiracy theory. Detentions by the "thought police", check. They will be a subgroup of the newly formed "PC police". All those guns, gone. Constitution, moved to presidential bathroom to be used for special but-wiping sessions.
TBR says2015-07-17T13:31:53.0599673-05:00
First "unconstitutional" priority, inserting the word "socialist" into our official total. The United ^Socialist^ States of America.
TBR says2015-07-17T13:32:58.9535225-05:00
Right, and all straight people have to become gay. I will preform any Marriage between turtles and people on the WH grounds.
Varrack says2015-07-17T13:36:04.8251395-05:00
I'm going to make sure the Confederate flag waves on every house, everyone gets access to machine guns, the minimum wage is reduced to 2 cents, taxes are abolished, and all the commies are exported with all the illegals. Murica!
mystery_man43 says2015-07-17T13:38:35.9284009-05:00
I regret creating this poll.
triangle.128k says2015-07-17T13:41:16.6904988-05:00
Do you think TBR was born in the US, or is he from Kenya?
Varrack says2015-07-17T13:43:41.2890807-05:00
TBR was born in the USSR, just like the rest of them commie socialists
TBR says2015-07-17T13:43:58.2350734-05:00
@Varrack - pish... All your supporters will kill themselves off. There is NO ONE who is capable of handling a gun, as all good ^socialists^ know. Wont you PLEASE think of the CHILDREN!!!! In my new State Education Camps, they will learn all that there is to know. Like how Karl Marx discovered America sailing on the HMS Beagle captained by the Sir Charles Darwin.
TBR says2015-07-17T13:47:35.7444791-05:00
OK. Let me squash this "birther" nonsense before it even starts. This is an OFFICIAL certificate for all to see. What about YOU Varrakisky
triangle.128k says2015-07-17T13:49:55.8650544-05:00
"you should have all been holocausted !! Bloody communists all should die in hell!!!Exterminate the communists, annihilate the communists, eradicate the communists, holocaust the communists! Every communists must be destroyed root and core in the harshest methods possible!!! Heil hitler and exterminate every last communists!!! Exterminate communists, exterminate more communists, there is nothing more amusing than a heap of communist corpses!!!! If a fascist didn't kill a communists back then then he has wasted that day! Communists are not human beings!
Black-Jesus says2015-07-17T13:50:18.2672288-05:00
Yo, @TBR, I'll retract my vote for you if you don't declare war on the South and southern culture
mystery_man43 says2015-07-17T13:50:47.3775752-05:00
TBR says2015-07-17T13:52:42.4305252-05:00
@Black-Jesus - What "south" are you talking about. What is this "south". You mean the place we never mention? I put that behind a wall on day two.
Black-Jesus says2015-07-17T13:54:23.3799744-05:00
Oh, and you also have to be a secret Muslim, secret atheist, secret anti-theist fascist, secretly African, and you wife has to secretly be a man. And transport me to the North with all the other commy queers where I belong before you shut out the South.
mystery_man43 says2015-07-17T13:54:35.7040534-05:00
@TBR Your birth certificate is hilarious!
Varrack says2015-07-17T13:55:07.5195166-05:00
That certificate is a fake! Your parents' last names are different than yours. Also, how dare you insult the South. We will rise again!!! The north is full of commie obama-loving socialists.
Black-Jesus says2015-07-17T13:57:51.7349100-05:00
I demand to see Varrack's birth certificate, he's obviously an Asian-born Chinese, secret, Illuminati, skull and bones, commy, satanist. And South never rose, they said "we're our own nation" and Lincoln said "oh really?" BOOM! Dead rednecks, those queers blew away the South better than their big, burly, black boyfriend named "Anna"
mystery_man43 says2015-07-17T13:58:24.7585112-05:00
This poll was meant to be serious. LOL
Black-Jesus says2015-07-17T13:58:51.2810214-05:00
That's a shame
Black-Jesus says2015-07-17T13:59:02.0599414-05:00
Oh well
triangle.128k says2015-07-17T13:59:28.6889707-05:00
Yeah, I saw Varrack at the last illuminati meeting I went to.
TBR says2015-07-17T13:59:37.9553113-05:00
Fake? Please.... Why don't you waste some of the peoples money "investigating" it. No problem for us - once I nationalize Microsoft, Google, Apple and Hobby Lobby (Name change to 'condoms are us').
triangle.128k says2015-07-17T14:00:01.3707612-05:00
Oh sh*t, did I reveal too much?
mystery_man43 says2015-07-17T14:00:43.4436915-05:00
Varrack is illumanarti confirmed
Black-Jesus says2015-07-17T14:01:19.3546613-05:00
@Triangle, yes, yes you did
TBR says2015-07-17T14:03:09.7707535-05:00
Hang on everyone. I am going to get a bunch of people who have never been on the site before, and never will again, to join-up and vote for me. That's all cool, right?
Varrack says2015-07-17T14:03:30.5376215-05:00
Illuminati is my middle name. In fact, they're the ones with my certificate. But no time for that, it's time for the South to come to power again. And we're turning the US into a theocracy! Bwahaha
Black-Jesus says2015-07-17T14:04:11.6399569-05:00
@TBR, please, for the love of god, tell me that you are going to make Sarah Palin's "Death Panels" a reality
TBR says2015-07-17T14:04:35.9932951-05:00
@Varrack - South? I seriously have NO idea what the hell you are talking about. Is this a real place? Like somewhere I should actually care about?
mystery_man43 says2015-07-17T14:05:46.3781496-05:00
TBR says2015-07-17T14:06:14.7063942-05:00
@Black-Jesus - "Death panels" is not in the official lexicon. Black-jesus, I suggest you watch this short video we have prepared...
Black-Jesus says2015-07-17T14:07:27.5928304-05:00
@TBR, nah, the South is nothing important. Its just sweet tea and fat rednecks on rocker chairs complaining about "the head n*gger in charge"
Varrack says2015-07-17T14:07:56.9525950-05:00
We're also going to put up statues of Reagan and you'll have to worship him every time you go outside. Also, the South is in the south. Come on, you should know this
Black-Jesus says2015-07-17T14:10:13.1809821-05:00
@TBR, I couldn't finish the video; I got bored. All them years of sucking off the socialist tit and sucking penis must've went to my sick, liberal, commy head
triangle.128k says2015-07-17T14:10:59.0040637-05:00
Wait, so Varrack is a redneck supporting theocrat, and TBR is a commie? US us screwed, I better move to China.
Black-Jesus says2015-07-17T14:13:31.1495917-05:00
Don't forget that Varrack is also in the Illuminati. Senior member, beautiful ceremony; I was there
TBR says2015-07-17T14:13:41.7783025-05:00
Since "race" has been brought-up. You all will be happy to know (and just plan happy) that I will work to make ALL Socialist Americans the same skin tone.
UtherPenguin says2015-07-17T14:14:34.6332130-05:00
@Triangle.128k TBR HUSSEIN 0bama.
Black-Jesus says2015-07-17T14:15:07.7410500-05:00
Great, this means I can sink my dirty monkey teeth in the succulent flesh of an innocent white girl
TBR says2015-07-17T14:16:40.8663025-05:00
Listen everyone. I don't want my campaign to get into the much. Just because Varrack is a high ranked Illuminati is no reason to dismiss his dastardly Reagan statue worship plan.
TBR says2015-07-17T14:18:06.5883025-05:00
Black-Jesus says2015-07-17T14:18:12.8439025-05:00
Yeah, I actually think we should get a Reagan statue. To use the bathroom on when we can't find a proper toilet
TBR says2015-07-17T14:28:57.6268264-05:00
So.... Who can I pander to. Anyone? This is a two way street. You know, back-scratching and all.
Varrack says2015-07-17T14:30:10.7836338-05:00
We're going to enslave liberals like they've enslaved us with their oppressive taxes and dictator king-like commies that they put in office to force their gay agenda us and kill babies everywhere in the name of equality.
TBR says2015-07-17T14:32:44.6765145-05:00
Varrack - That is slanderous mischaracterization. We will not kill ALL the babes.
Black-Jesus says2015-07-17T14:33:24.3626601-05:00
Just most of them. The Christian ones.... And the white ones
TBR says2015-07-17T15:55:18.3673833-05:00
I have been in discussions with Zotron - my new cyborg running mate. We agree that chip implantation will be done by the U.N. under the most humane conditions we care to implement.
Black-Jesus says2015-07-17T15:55:58.7716423-05:00
Which isn't good at all, right?
TBR says2015-07-17T15:57:22.7721723-05:00
@Black-Jesus - Conditions will be acceptable for cyborgs. What else do you want?
Black-Jesus says2015-07-17T15:58:14.1649027-05:00
Torture chambers for fetus'
TBR says2015-07-17T15:59:19.9306291-05:00
I can't be bothered with all these details... Now watch this drive!

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