What do you do when Mormons come knocking at your door?

Posted by: reece

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Just kindly tell them I am not interested

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Occasionally I chat with them and with greeters from other religions.

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Sit them down for a debate

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Tell them to **** off

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We don't get Mormons here

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Open all the windows so they can see you and freeze like statues

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Ask them to mow your lawns

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Kidnap them

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I invite them to join me in my satanic rituals. I even offer them the chance of being my sacrifice, but they say no:( I guess they're missing out

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I answer the door in may Batman costume and growl at them incoherently until they beast a hasty retreat.

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Sit on the porch with a bottle of whiskey

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I am a mormon, so generaly we eat!

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reece says2014-07-02T16:40:52.2007748-05:00
Feel free to add your own answer.
Preston says2014-07-03T10:08:58.5873135-05:00
In most of the usa they don't proselyte anymore due to assault, its sad we have freedom of religion and the same people who use it to defend their rights try to abuse, beat, maim, wound, cut,shank, and kill others because of their beliefs.
Haroush says2014-07-03T13:58:36.4573896-05:00
The worst thing I'd do if Mormoms kept knocking at my door time and time again (after being told I am not interested) would be sit out on the porch and drink some whiskey, so they avoid me in fear I am an alcoholic or something. If that didn't work I don't know what I'd do, but I definitely wouldn't go assaulting someone just because they are attempting to convince me I should live their lifestyle.
Criomorph says2014-07-04T21:19:12.7828378-05:00
We don't have them here, however, if we did, I'd threaten them with legal action were they to not remove themselves from my property with haste.

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