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25 Total Votes
1

"I hid the money in the........"

6 votes
2 comments
2

I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, you are only going to kill a man.

4 votes
1 comment
3

Before you shoot me, I need to tell you something. Since the dawn of time...

4 votes
1 comment
4

Break You!

2 votes
2 comments
5

So that's how it feels like!

2 votes
1 comment
6

"I should have invented that immortality potion when I had the chance"

2 votes
0 comments
7

"Over my dead body!"

2 votes
0 comments
8

You couldn't hit me as this dis-

1 vote
0 comments
9

"Hey watch this, this will be funny as sh**!"

1 vote
0 comments
10

"I dont want to live on this planet anymore"

1 vote
0 comments
11

I told you I was sick.

0 votes
0 comments
12

"Darwin should have been examined for his insanity"

0 votes
0 comments
13

" How the hell did Obama get into office?"

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