What is the best 'Yo Mama' joke?

Posted by: paintballs_96

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41 Total Votes
1

Yo mama so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

16 votes
2 comments
2

Yo mama such a ho I would be your daddy, but the dog beat me up the stairs.

7 votes
2 comments
3

Yo Mama so Ugly, Hello kitty waved goodbye

5 votes
1 comment
4

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

4 votes
1 comment
5

Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

2 votes
0 comments
6

Yo mama so fat she has diabetes and has to take insulin shots regularly

2 votes
0 comments
7

Your mom is so fat when god said let there be light, she moved out of the way.

2 votes
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8

Yo mama so lesbian that she and lady gaga had bad romance!

1 vote
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9

Yo mama is so stupid She voted for Obama

1 vote
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10

Yo mama so fat freddy krueger had nightmares about her

1 vote
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11

Yo mama is so fat she's skinny

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sdfsd says2014-05-15T16:54:00.8746427-05:00
Hi mamma
sdfsd says2014-05-15T16:54:48.7977426-05:00
You mam so dum saw bus with white people and thought it was a twinkie

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