What is the strangest answer that someone will add to this poll?

Posted by: bananaunicorn4

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Did you know that if you give a purple aardvark moldy cheese, then rainbow will pop out of its eyelids, then a tiny Santa clause will run through the rainbow and crawl into its eye. After he crawls into the eye, he will be kidnapped and sold to all the unicorns living inside the eyeball.

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There was once a dog named fred who liked to eat skittles. Unfortunately, Fred was also scared of cabbages and the world was made of cabbage. So whenever he had his eyes open he pooped a rainbow out of fear from the cabbages. But one day all of the cabbages turned to leprechauns, and those leprechauns revolted against Fred because they knew that he had been scared of him. Than the world and sky turned blue and everyone started singing EVERYTHING IS AWESOME from the lego movie.

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Poor Fred died of a heart attack after singing the song constantly for 9 days. He saw a rogue cabbage. RIP Fred. The Cabbage felt so terrible for scaring Fred that he commited suicide, making him and all of the cabbage race into a salad. Freds' pups feasted.

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Teletubbies will eat your TV and then your brains

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Flying chairs time-traveling!

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Pink Fluffy Unicorns Listening to Pink Floyd

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Telekinesis Power Illusioning You

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Michelle Obama

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Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama, an American lawyer and writer, is the wife of the 44th and current President of the United States, Barack Obama, and the first African-American First Lady of the United States. Raised on the South Side of Chicago, Obama attended Princeton University and Harvard Law School before returning to Chicago to work at the law firm Sidley Austin, where she met her future husband. Subsequently, she worked as part of the staff of Chicago mayor Richard M. Daley, and for the University of Chicago Medical Center.Throughout 2007 and 2008, she helped campaign for her husband's presidential bid. She delivered a keynote address at the 2008 Democratic National Convention and also spoke at the 2012 Democratic National Convention. She is the mother of daughters Malia and Natasha. As the wife of a Senator, and later the First Lady, she has become a fashion icon and role model for women, and an advocate for poverty awareness, nutrition, and healthy eating.

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Justin Bieber with make-up on

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One word: Pudding

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Nope.Avi

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No me gusta nada (weather/months)

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Pinkie Pie is Best Pony.

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Yes

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A very small stream issuing from an opening in a stone wall.

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Pineapples

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Sharknado

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Sharknado is a 2013 science fiction TV movie directed by Anthony C. Ferrante.

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I once bought a cat, but then it turned into a rainbow and flew away to battle Cthulhu with the help of Michael Jackson.

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It was a good cat too. I called him Zoey. He enjoyed to watch Star Wars. I miss that little guy.

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cosecant says2014-06-19T11:32:35.8291657-05:00
Nice....

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