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Someone who believes in the God in the Bible and worships Him because of His grace/salvation

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Someone who has a relatioship with Christ and acts like the Jesus of Nazareth

(Little Christ)
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Christian

A Christian is a person who adheres to Christianity, an Abrahamic, monotheistic religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. "Christian" derives from the Koine Greek word Christós, a translation of the Biblical Hebrew term mashiach... .There are diverse interpretations of Christianity which sometimes conflict. However, "Whatever else they might disagree about, Christians are at least united in believing that Jesus has a unique significance.” The term "Christian" is also used adjectivally to describe anything associated with Christianity, or in a proverbial sense "all that is noble, and good, and Christ-like." It is also used as a label to identify people who associate with the cultural aspects of Christianity, irrespective of personal religious beliefs or practices   more
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A Christian is a person who loves God and Jesus and most importantly acts upon that love. You don't have to throw Bibles or shun Atheists. That's just stupid. A Christian should be able to accept people no matter how they are. We just can't accept everything the person does, ie., attacking people verbally or physically.

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Someone who doesn't take the whole Bible literally but believes in Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and God.

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Someone who is very religious and, because of those beliefs, doesn't agree with gay marriage

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Potato King

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Extended edition of Star Wars

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Mr Snuffleupagus

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Islam

Islam is a monotheistic and Abrahamic religion articulated by the Qur'an, a book considered by its adherents to be the verbatim word of God and by the teachings and normative example of Muhammad c. 570 CE – c. 8 June 632 CE], considered by them to b... e the last prophet of God. An adherent of Islam is called a Muslim.Muslims believe that God is one and incomparable and the purpose of existence is to worship God. Muslims also believe that Islam is the complete and universal version of a primordial faith that was revealed before many times throughout the world, including notably through Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses and Jesus, whom they consider prophets. They maintain that the previous messages and revelations have been partially misinterpreted or altered over time, but consider the Arabic Qur'an to be both the unaltered and the final revelation of God. Religious concepts and practices include the five pillars of Islam, which are basic concepts and obligatory acts of worship, and following Islamic law, which touches on virtually every aspect of life and society, providing guidance on multifarious topics from banking and welfare, to family life and the environment   more
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One with the trees

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A drug addict

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Sherlock Holmes

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An intelligent person

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An unintelligent person

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The guy next to me

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A leaf

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One with the frog

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A muppet

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An alien

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Apollo 13

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Imabench

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Hinduism

Hinduism is the dominant religion of the Indian subcontinent, and consists of many diverse traditions. It includes Shaivism, Vaishnavism and Shaktism among numerous other traditions, and a wide spectrum of laws and prescriptions of "daily morality" ... based on karma, dharma, and societal norms. Hinduism is a categorisation of distinct intellectual or philosophical points of view, rather than a rigid, common set of beliefs.Hinduism has been called the "oldest religion" in the world, and some practitioners refer to it as Sanātana Dharma, "the eternal law" or the "eternal way" beyond human origins. It prescribes the "eternal" duties all Hindus have to follow, regardless of class, caste, or sect, such as honesty, purity, and self-restraint.Western scholars regard Hinduism as a fusion or synthesis of various Indian cultures and traditions, with diverse roots and no single founder. This "Hindu synthesis" emerged around the beginning of the Common Era, and co-existed for several centuries with Buddhism, to finally gain the upper hand in most royal circles during the 8th century CE   more
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The real Mr Snuffleupagus

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Buddhism

Buddhism is a nontheistic religion that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs and practices largely based on teachings attributed to Siddhartha Gautama, who is commonly known as the Buddha, meaning "the awakened one". According to Buddhist tr... adition, the Buddha lived and taught in the eastern part of the Indian subcontinent sometime between the 6th and 4th centuries BCE. He is recognized by Buddhists as an awakened or enlightened teacher who shared his insights to help sentient beings end their suffering through the elimination of ignorance and craving by way of understanding and the seeing of Dependent Origination and the Four Noble Truths, with the ultimate goal of attainment of the sublime state of Nirvana.Two major branches of Buddhism are generally recognized: Theravada and Mahayana. Theravada has a widespread following in Sri Lanka and Southeast Asia. Mahayana is found throughout East Asia and includes the traditions of Pure Land, Zen, Nichiren Buddhism, Tibetan Buddhism, Shingon, and Tiantai   more
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JasperFrancisShickadance says2014-07-16T11:27:49.0928507-05:00
A TRUE Christian.
Sfaulkner says2014-07-16T11:40:35.3837878-05:00
Jesus has to be involved in order to be a Christian, otherwise, your probably Jewish.
Sfaulkner says2014-07-16T11:41:53.8361878-05:00
Never mind my last comment. Judaism is a bit more cultural than Christianity is.
patrick967 says2014-07-16T14:23:59.3998799-05:00
Jesus liked potatoes.
JasperFrancisShickadance says2014-07-16T14:24:17.8702799-05:00
Troll alert
Preston says2014-07-16T14:24:42.7678799-05:00
Nah its legit
mishapqueen says2014-07-16T14:24:53.6722799-05:00
Multiple troll alerts on this page.....
patrick967 says2014-07-16T14:25:20.7309188-05:00
I speak the truth!
mishapqueen says2014-07-16T14:25:57.2266799-05:00
Mmmhmm. Now prove your point!
patrick967 says2014-07-16T14:28:03.5554799-05:00
Worship the Potato King! He knows all! He created the Earth in 7 days! The Potato King's son died for your sins! You can only be saved by worshiping the Potato King!
patrick967 says2014-07-16T14:28:32.3458957-05:00
*Making fun of Christians*
mishapqueen says2014-07-16T14:28:44.5834799-05:00
I still don't see any proof.....
mishapqueen says2014-07-16T14:29:01.5562799-05:00
I noticed.
patrick967 says2014-07-16T14:29:18.2410957-05:00
I was making fun of Christians. They don't need any proof.
mishapqueen says2014-07-16T14:30:50.4752067-05:00
I'm a Christian and I am asking you to provide proof for your statement. If it is true, it should not be hard to find evidence...
patrick967 says2014-07-16T14:32:28.5922957-05:00
I don't need any proof! The Potato King told me!
patrick967 says2014-07-16T14:36:37.5370957-05:00
Anyone seeing any resemblance here?
JasperFrancisShickadance says2014-07-16T14:37:35.0957313-05:00
No, Patrick, because the Potato King didn't talk to you.
patrick967 says2014-07-16T15:37:59.0355881-05:00
The Potato King talks to all!
JasperFrancisShickadance says2014-07-16T15:39:28.3923881-05:00
Who would worship a Potato King...?
patrick967 says2014-07-16T15:44:06.3923232-05:00
I worship the Potato King because all other religions are false.
Preston says2014-07-16T15:45:03.7698588-05:00
Did you add potato king? He is in there!
JasperFrancisShickadance says2014-07-16T15:45:26.2875881-05:00
Unlike you, me and mishapqueen's religion has proof
Preston says2014-07-16T15:46:40.9337971-05:00
What's that? A small child that heal stuff with his pinky and by yelling alot
JasperFrancisShickadance says2014-07-16T15:55:09.1281676-05:00
Trust me...Scientific evidence, historical proof, observable evidence, miracle proof...
Preston says2014-07-16T15:56:40.3499112-05:00
Miracle proof, isn't a miracle something that cant be explained?
JasperFrancisShickadance says2014-07-16T15:59:07.4579112-05:00
Miracles are proof for God's existence.
BblackkBbirdd says2014-07-16T16:32:26.1181574-05:00
No, it's proof we need to invest more in science so this doesn't happen again: https://www.Youtube.Com/watch?V=_-agl0pOQfs&feature=kp
patrick967 says2014-07-16T16:49:56.7800805-05:00
No one needs miracles because the Potato King always gets revenge on those frier-bound Christians!
patrick967 says2014-07-16T16:50:12.5048805-05:00
No one needs miracles because the Potato King always gets revenge on those frier-bound Christians!
patrick967 says2014-07-16T16:52:54.7662308-05:00
No one needs miracles because the Potato King always gets revenge on those frier-bound Christians!
ThePotatoKing says2014-07-16T18:00:50.8921729-05:00
I am the potato king, patrick speaks the truth, my son was turned into french fries for your sins and my followers are all potatoes, even patrick, bow before me, all other religions are false, this is all the proof you need and i have done many miracles, like you being alive today and everybody shall bow down to me. Soon you shall see my rath!
JasperFrancisShickadance says2014-07-16T18:03:58.2240198-05:00
It's quite obvious that the same user of patrick967 is the same one that created ThePotatoKing...
ThePotatoKing says2014-07-16T18:12:11.3660960-05:00
Actually im patricks friend
ThePotatoKing says2014-07-16T18:21:03.9875480-05:00
I am the one and only lord potato king, any other god is false and the people that follow them shall burn in a giant fry bat for all eternity
mishapqueen says2014-07-16T20:08:30.1000346-05:00
If this wasn't so frustrating, it would be hilarious.
ThePotatoKing says2014-07-16T21:24:19.1301270-05:00
How is this hilariuos i am serious, you shall be forever fried in the oldest and hottest of fry bats
patrick967 says2014-07-16T21:26:07.4988124-05:00
Woah, I didn't create the Lord Potato King's account. We're on at the same time.
ThePotatoKing says2014-07-16T21:35:25.8854717-05:00
Mishapqueen, mabey you wouldn't be so much of a mishap if you followed your one true lord and savior The Potato King
patrick967 says2014-07-16T21:36:45.1958717-05:00
You should read his book, it was written by man but inspired by the Potato King himself. It's called The French Fry.
Protrusion_of_Confusion says2014-07-17T05:18:08.3739050-05:00
Why are there so many joke answers? Christians aren't potatoes, we're not idiots. If we're idiots, well, poor Dr.Martin Luther King. Then again, no one cares if a Christian does anything important. Then, there's the other side of this discussion that this is all opinion.
mishapqueen says2014-07-17T09:09:44.3285784-05:00
PotatoKing, I have mishaps because I am like Anne of Green Gables sometimes. You have no power to save me. Besides, we know you aren't who you say you are.
ThePotatoKing says2014-07-19T23:29:32.1455882-05:00
First of all I'm not stupid, I know christains aren't potatoes, Second how do you know that im not the Potato King, same as you do not know if there is a god or if there is because you do not posses all knowledge in the Universe, and neither do i. So at the same time that there may be a god, there may not be a god, same as there might be a potato king and there may not be a potato king, you can use this to disprove and prove almost anything.

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