Third party cookies are good
Third party cookies are bad
The first party I went to this month had pretty bad cookies, the 2nd party I went to had no cookies at all. :( But the third party I went to had great cookies.
They are crummy.
They prevent the proper viewing of dank memes.
After three parties and no one's eaten that one cookie, it would go bad.
Third-party cookies are annoying, lagging and a waste of your time. If you want your internet go faster, disable third-party cookies. Third-cookies are there to analyze your browsing habits and you don't want that.