Pastafarian heaven for the win
I know this for a fact.
Assuming the fact that me not believing in god doesn't interfere, I'm off to heaven.
I will go to heaven because Jesus took my place on the cross. I accepted him as my savior! I am saved.
you go to your own version of heaven
I was saved by the Lord Jesus Christ. I did nothing to deserve Heaven, and in fact all I deserve is Hell. But God, before the world began, chose to love me for no reason at all beside it pleasing him to do so. So he sent his Son Jesus to die on the cross and suffer my Hell so that I can be with God in Heaven for eternity. I owe everything to God.
Heaven sounds so asome we can't even imagine it 😇
I don't believe in God (assuming we're talking about Christianity), so I'll spend some quality time with my pal Satan, who shares the same interests as me.
I'm going to chill with my ancestor (supposedly) Gaap, along with the Oni and other Yokai.
You guys might not be able to tell, but I'm very evil. I might talk and act nice, but in my head I'm creating a plan for world domination. :)
Satan is bae.
If Hell is real then I'm going there because I'm an Atheist. But hey, the guys from Mythbusters are likely going there as well so at least I have something to look forward to.