At least in NK I can try to live a free ish life by obeying the government and not questioning. ISIS would kill me immediately for being a Christian and a westerner. Sure you don't get to practice your religion in NK but it's better than dying for having practiced it with ISIS. Plus Canadian money is worth way more than NK money so I would be pretty rich over there for a time. Plus I would think that Kim Jong Un would pay good money for a live westerner to trash home on TV. Not a good option but better than ISIS.
I CONVERT! I CONVERT!
Because I could freely murder all those idiots. All of them. They're nice enough to wear uniforms and everything now that they're official.