Which alternative bible story makes the most sense?

Posted by: 1814Username

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In Ezekial's wheel, the wheel sounds exactly like a UFO.

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The snake in the garden was a reptilian alien and not a talking snake.

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Births that happen without sex are obviously genetic in nature. After all, we do that now.

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No, I believe the bible word for word.

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Demons sound a heck of a lot like aliens.

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In Enoch, he was taken to the heavens in a fiery chariot. Please. It was a UFO.

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In Jonah and the whale, the whale is actually a USO. After all, the whale was described as being like bronze and no person can survive in a whale.

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1814Username says2014-07-29T16:17:18.1519473-05:00
Let us face facts. What we are taught in history class and in school is not the real history of the planet. It is not even close. There is much more to all of this than meets the eyes. Much much more.
SamStevens says2014-07-29T16:24:49.9210350-05:00
I wouldn't use the bible as evidence for aliens.
YamaVonKarma says2014-07-29T16:33:09.2060909-05:00
Ahahahaha!
1814Username says2014-07-29T16:35:30.6980439-05:00
Why Sam? If you believe in Angels, you are believing in things not of this earth and hence, alien.
aburk903 says2014-07-29T16:36:26.8800378-05:00
Trolling so hard.
1814Username says2014-07-29T16:36:54.9917784-05:00
So I can believe in a flaming chariot going to the heavens, but I cannot believe in a spaceship picking up a person and taking them to space?
1814Username says2014-07-29T16:39:01.9314195-05:00
Now explain to me how a flaming chariot is more plausible than a spaceship? Please. I'd like to hear this one.
evangambit says2014-07-29T16:45:06.2764260-05:00
Yes, there is undoubtedly much we do not understand about history. But you'd have a hard time convincing me that the Bible is a sound place to look. Yes, there may be events in there that have been misinterpreted, but you're far more likely to decrease the accuracy of your history if you take a conspiracy seriously.
SamStevens says2014-07-29T16:45:30.3008880-05:00
@1814: "Why Sam? If you believe in Angels, you are believing in things not of this earth and hence, alien." Because using a 3500 to prove something is a poor attempt at doing so. The bible is the claim of events, but not the evidence. Hard, objective evidence out weights a collection of desert scribes which are cherry picked and interpretation based on the readers taste. And I do not believe in angles, demons, and other supernatural superstitions.
SamStevens says2014-07-29T16:46:12.2032938-05:00
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SamStevens says2014-07-29T16:49:36.0024245-05:00
Typo: "Because using a 3500 to " It should be 'Because using a 3500 year old book'. Sorry about that.
1814Username says2014-07-29T17:31:39.2605362-05:00
You do realize that all our hard evidence is quite selective don't you?
1814Username says2014-07-29T17:36:38.8018965-05:00
You can literally look up many claims that museums are actively covering up many things. Really think about it. Say you found something that totally blows away what we conceive to be the "truth" about history. Do you think you legitimately have a chance to get that knowledge to the public? But I think we should use our common sense. Whales do not swallow people. Chariots do not go into the sky. Now are those people liars? I don't think so. I believe they were trying to explain something they did not have words for.

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