United States of America
Don't wanna be a Canadian Idiot...
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
In the U.S.A we call it hockey, in Canada they call it life.
Americans think we live in igloo's and have pet moose
Redneck and obesity jokes are getting old and annoying.
Plastic monopoly money, Igloos, Maple syrup everything, eh?, a-boot, scared of the dark, ride a moose, too nice, hockey = Life, health care jokes..... We win
We Canadians love maple syrup on everything, we Ride polar bears to school/work.. we live in igloos. We always say Ehh? after everything we say. Im almost ABOOT done here just a couple more. We love Justin Bieber? (i think not). Its cold!! (only in the winter for most of Canada except southern b.C.), and yes WE have more than 1 road up here :D
What does Canadian beer have in common with urine? The taste.
Justin Bever...nuff said
Americans are said to be fat and mean, its true... so its not really a stereotype, but its funny
Why did the american cross the road? They didn't have to because they have a MacDonald on each side of the street... lol
A obvious one is the nauseating nationalism they express.
America has more, but it is completely undeserved. I'm strongly guessing the commenters above me live in Europe and do not have enough education to legitimately learn about the United States, and cling to the Anti-American sentiment that is a majority of the internet.
MERIKA and we have rednecks, texans, and fat people so we win
I am Canadian. Hockey, Beavers, Maple Syrup those are not jokes they are true Canadian things. The US has fatties, Walmart, Ghetto's, and MacDonalds to laugh about.
No country is more racist then the US of A
The only place where when in doubt, more weaponry.
We all carry around loaded shotguns and eat cheese burgers lol.