Which country has better stereotypical jokes about them

Posted by: Reliable_Source

Type some if u feel like it

  • Canada

  • United States of America

60% 26 votes
40% 17 votes
  • Don't wanna be a Canadian Idiot...

  • Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut

  • In the U.S.A we call it hockey, in Canada they call it life.

  • Americans think we live in igloo's and have pet moose

  • Redneck and obesity jokes are getting old and annoying.

  • Plastic monopoly money, Igloos, Maple syrup everything, eh?, a-boot, scared of the dark, ride a moose, too nice, hockey = Life, health care jokes..... We win

  • We Canadians love maple syrup on everything, we Ride polar bears to school/work.. we live in igloos. We always say Ehh? after everything we say. Im almost ABOOT done here just a couple more. We love Justin Bieber? (i think not). Its cold!! (only in the winter for most of Canada except southern b.C.), and yes WE have more than 1 road up here :D

    Posted by: Skunky
  • What does Canadian beer have in common with urine? The taste.

  • Justin Bever...nuff said

  • Americans are said to be fat and mean, its true... so its not really a stereotype, but its funny

  • Why did the american cross the road? They didn't have to because they have a MacDonald on each side of the street... lol

  • A obvious one is the nauseating nationalism they express.

    Posted by: reece
  • America has more, but it is completely undeserved. I'm strongly guessing the commenters above me live in Europe and do not have enough education to legitimately learn about the United States, and cling to the Anti-American sentiment that is a majority of the internet.

  • MERIKA and we have rednecks, texans, and fat people so we win

  • I am Canadian. Hockey, Beavers, Maple Syrup those are not jokes they are true Canadian things. The US has fatties, Walmart, Ghetto's, and MacDonalds to laugh about.

    Posted by: AveyC
  • No country is more racist then the US of A

  • The only place where when in doubt, more weaponry.

  • We all carry around loaded shotguns and eat cheese burgers lol.

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Reliable_Source says2015-05-29T09:38:43.9380651-05:00
Want two loonies for a toonie
Reliable_Source says2015-05-29T09:40:14.2265808-05:00
America has lots of McDonald
AlwaysRight12345 says2015-05-29T20:01:27.8125861-05:00
I feel like there could be some more possible answers.
briantheliberal says2015-05-31T06:20:16.8866643-05:00
Canadians are generally stereotyped as pleasant people, Americans? Not so much.
CannedBread says2015-05-31T09:03:55.7154843-05:00
Canadians are a bunch of retards.
briantheliberal says2015-05-31T09:18:09.6814061-05:00
CannedBread, yes thank you for perpetrating the stereotype.
tajshar2k says2015-05-31T09:21:39.5805900-05:00
Canadians brag about their healthcare, even though its is ranked 2nd last in the developed world. (We are last of course, but we never brag about healthcare)
tajshar2k says2015-05-31T09:23:24.3472770-05:00
@brian That stereotype is pretty false, both Canadians and Americans are about the same. If you go to places like Montreal, you will feel like your in North Carolina.
briantheliberal says2015-05-31T10:14:42.3979497-05:00
I know there isn't much of a difference, but the rest of the world sees us differently. Like if you travel to Europe, and some parts of Asia, people treat you better if they think you're Canadian instead of American.
Midnight1131 says2015-05-31T11:29:10.1678667-05:00
Tajshar2k, here's the WHO's ranking of healthcare systems in the world. While close, Canada isn't 2nd last in the developed world. Http://en.Wikipedia.Org/wiki/World_Health_Organization_ranking_of_health_systems_in_2000
tajshar2k says2015-05-31T11:41:53.1941400-05:00
I stand corrected, but Canadians brag too much about their mediocre healthcare.

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