Which is more awesome Unicorns or Pegasus?

Posted by: Mathgeekjoe

Non serious poll that doesn't deal with lasers, weapons, or swimming creatures.

  • Unicorns are more awesome

  • Pegasus are more awesome

14% 2 votes
86% 12 votes
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PetersSmith says2015-04-10T21:24:01.9483785-05:00
A unicorn horn that shoots rainbow lasers.
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-10T21:25:24.2953207-05:00
Petersmith, you don't want to know what I had to deal with at school today when I showed people the poll of "which would you rather be" on unicorns or dinosaurs.
PetersSmith says2015-04-10T21:27:14.7138714-05:00
Mathgeekjoe: I think I do want to know.
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-10T21:32:28.1586435-05:00
Comment got submitted for moderation. I ll try again.
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-10T21:35:10.5981590-05:00
I'll type the story in parts so it doesn't get submitted for moderation. So I went around my four period class and showed them the poll, majority of people picked unicorn, even the guys, I got into an argument about with one guy who picked unicorn.
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-10T21:35:35.6046387-05:00
I said dinosaurs are better because you can get a t-rex with miniguns.
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-10T21:35:54.0970747-05:00
Then he got a cyborg unicorn with a minigun horn.
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-10T21:36:25.2696742-05:00
Then I got cyborg T-Rex covered with every weapon and the kitchen sink.
PetersSmith says2015-04-10T21:36:32.2315497-05:00
Mathgeekjoe: Kids these days...
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-10T21:36:54.7976322-05:00
Then they used the war unicorn that pukes rainbows, and poops butterflies.
MechVarg says2015-04-10T21:38:00.5726508-05:00
Stahp you're notifying me
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-10T21:40:29.2461323-05:00
I fed my T-rex butterflies, and it could shoot a rainbow laser.
MechVarg says2015-04-10T21:42:16.4545299-05:00
No, you need to feed your unicorn chocolate croissants for a rainbow laser...
FreedomBeforeEquality says2015-04-10T21:46:59.3519384-05:00
I don't know whether to be surprised or not ... That you were able to find a picture of the two battling as an icon for this poll.
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-10T21:47:35.2187997-05:00
The t-rex eats the butterflies so it can deficate them.
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-10T21:47:56.2993990-05:00
Defecate.
MechVarg says2015-04-10T21:48:53.9192862-05:00
I told you that butterflies don't work, you need chocolate croissants.
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-10T21:52:14.0746115-05:00
My t-rex shoots rainbow laser. It doesn't need chocolate croissants.
MechVarg says2015-04-10T21:55:01.2610218-05:00
I don't believe you, you need chocolate croissant.
Mathgeekjoe says2015-04-10T21:56:50.8995114-05:00
White laser goes through prism, poof rainbow laser out of cyborg t-rex with miniguns rocket launchers and defecate butterflies.
whovian2525 says2015-04-10T22:56:01.7462265-05:00
Sure, Unicorns are magical, but so are the Pegasus, making it have the benefit of the doubt. They can also fly, making it far superior than the basic unicorn.
BblackkBbirdd says2015-04-11T10:44:08.9308433-05:00
An Unicorn with Wings which shots rainbow lasers from its eyes and poops skittles

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