• Being Shanked to Death

  • Being Ran Over By a Steamroller

29% 5 votes
71% 12 votes
  • Id rather be ran over by a steam roller, unless the first shank killed me.

  • Because 'being shanked to death' would kill you, but people have survived being run over by steamrollers. Being 'run over' means you were knocked down by a moving vehicle, it technically wouldn't have to run over your whole body to 'run you over' so just getting you foot squished would still count as being run over.

  • I'm Jesus, and I was shanked to death, and it hurts really bad, worse than being ran over by a steamroller. Stay in school kids, don't do drugs.

  • being ran over by a steam roller and having all your bones and insides crushed before you die seems like a very bad way to die.

    Posted by: Rari
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Tumblrnatic says2015-04-24T13:59:36.9656379-05:00
Both are as bad as the other! Gosh this poll is vile.
dbushwacker says2015-04-24T14:00:38.3916817-05:00
Sorry, I was just gonna' comment and say, I'm totally screwed up. :P
Forthelulz says2015-04-24T16:27:08.0846997-05:00
It should have been an option poll, so things like GOOSH GOOSH, burning alive, or getting eaten could be included.
CannedBread says2015-04-24T19:33:09.1552925-05:00
How fast is the steamroller going.
dbushwacker says2015-04-27T13:52:59.5225358-05:00

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