Being Shanked to Death
Being Ran Over By a Steamroller
Id rather be ran over by a steam roller, unless the first shank killed me.
Because 'being shanked to death' would kill you, but people have survived being run over by steamrollers. Being 'run over' means you were knocked down by a moving vehicle, it technically wouldn't have to run over your whole body to 'run you over' so just getting you foot squished would still count as being run over.
I'm Jesus, and I was shanked to death, and it hurts really bad, worse than being ran over by a steamroller. Stay in school kids, don't do drugs.
being ran over by a steam roller and having all your bones and insides crushed before you die seems like a very bad way to die.