Which side will you support in the next British civil war?Posted by: brian_eggleston
The Brave and Righteous Parliamentarians
Key supporters: the toiling masses; the disenfranchised and disadvantaged working class youth; Guardian-readers; Labour activists; the oppressed ethnic minorities; the Scots; the Welsh and the Northern Irish.
The Dirty Royalist Scumbags
Key supporters: over-privileged, parasitic aristocrats; fawning lackeys; nostalgic old people; Daily Mail-readers; Conservative Party activists; the police; the army; the navy and the air force.